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John "JR"
Minnesota/ United States of America
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Big Green Egg (Large) X3
Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner
Burch Barrel V-1
Karubeque C-60
Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
Lodge L410 Hibachi
Pit Barrel Cooker
Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
Pit Barrel PBX
R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer
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FireBoard (Base Package)
Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
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Big Green Egg Plate Setter
Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2
Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner
Eggspander Kit X2
Finex Cat Iron Line
FireBoard Drive
Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
Grill Grates
Joule Water Circulator
KBQ Fire Grate
Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
Large Vortex
Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
Smithey No. 12
Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
Stargazer No.10, 12
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FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
Kingsford Blue and White
B&B Charcoal
Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
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Buck 119 Special
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Global
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Wusthof
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Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset
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Founding Member
- Jul 2014
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- Maple Valley, WA
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Grill/Smoke/Roast = SnS Grills Kettle + SnS Deluxe Insert & Drip n' Griddle
Grill/Smoke/Roast = Hasty-Bake Gourmet Dual Finish with HB rotisserie and Grill Grates
Smoke = Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5"
Pizza = Blackstone Propane Pizza Oven (Stacy's, but she let's me use it sometimes)
Indoor Cooking = LG Studio 30" gas range
Camp Cooking = Coleman 2 burner white gas stove
Thermometer = FireBoard FBX2 with 2 ambient and 6 meat probes
Thermapen Mk IV = Light blue
Thermapen Mk IV = Black
PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Auber 20 CFM Fan (FB gen 1 fan)
PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Fireboard 20 CFM Fan (FB gen 2 fan)
Knives
Wusthof Classic Ikon set: 9" carving knive, 2X 8" Chef's Knife, 7" Santoku and three utility knives
Kamikoto Kuro set: 7" Santoku, 6.5" Nakiri, 5" Utility
Amazing Ribs Brazilian Steak knife set
Favorite wine = whatever is currently in the wine rack
Favorite beer = Sam Adams Boston Lager or Shiner Bock
Favorite whisky = Lagavulin Distiller's Edition 16 year old single malt
Best Cookbooks - Meathead's "The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling", Chris Lilly's "Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book", Aaron Franklin's "Franklin BBQ", Raichlen’s “Brisket Chronicles”
Current MCBS - Momofuku
Current fanboy cookbook - "Chasing Smoke: Cooking Over Fire Around the Levant"
Some Posts in Pitmaster to check out:
Eric's Brisket Method
Eric's Method for Drunken Texas Beans
Stacy's Bouef Bourguignon
Eric's Smoked Texas Chili
Rancho Gordo Beans and Bean Club
Troutman's Ribs - Step By Step Primer
Grilled Pork Chops: Harissa Marinade
Light My (Hasty Bake) Fire
Eric
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Cream of mushroom or anything similar in a can soup as an ingredient, tater tots, green bean casseroles…
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Oh I do love me a good Cream of mushroom, tater tot hot dish. Especially when the snow is flying. Dr. Pepper Richard Chrz
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About 30 years ago we went to a Loe family reunion, to celebrate my wife's grandparents' 65th wedding anniversary (they lived to past their 75th anniversary). Stayed in the Lakota Inn just west of Grand Forks. At the potluck, I swear every Garrison Keillor casserole dish and Jello mold was on the folding tables. Uffdah! Oy vey!
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Dr. Pepper my parents were good at lot’s of different things, cooking was not one of them. I did not even know how much food I actually liked until I moved out. Lol our meals were filled with lot’s of casseroles / hot dishes, I just can’t.. cream of something soup, shillings taco seasoning, bad vegetables, etc.. if it were not for hot dogs and burgers, order pizza occasionally. Never ate bbq growing up.
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Founding Member
- Jul 2014
- 6160
- Maple Valley, WA
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Grill/Smoke/Roast = SnS Grills Kettle + SnS Deluxe Insert & Drip n' Griddle
Grill/Smoke/Roast = Hasty-Bake Gourmet Dual Finish with HB rotisserie and Grill Grates
Smoke = Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5"
Pizza = Blackstone Propane Pizza Oven (Stacy's, but she let's me use it sometimes)
Indoor Cooking = LG Studio 30" gas range
Camp Cooking = Coleman 2 burner white gas stove
Thermometer = FireBoard FBX2 with 2 ambient and 6 meat probes
Thermapen Mk IV = Light blue
Thermapen Mk IV = Black
PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Auber 20 CFM Fan (FB gen 1 fan)
PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Fireboard 20 CFM Fan (FB gen 2 fan)
Knives
Wusthof Classic Ikon set: 9" carving knive, 2X 8" Chef's Knife, 7" Santoku and three utility knives
Kamikoto Kuro set: 7" Santoku, 6.5" Nakiri, 5" Utility
Amazing Ribs Brazilian Steak knife set
Favorite wine = whatever is currently in the wine rack
Favorite beer = Sam Adams Boston Lager or Shiner Bock
Favorite whisky = Lagavulin Distiller's Edition 16 year old single malt
Best Cookbooks - Meathead's "The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling", Chris Lilly's "Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book", Aaron Franklin's "Franklin BBQ", Raichlen’s “Brisket Chronicles”
Current MCBS - Momofuku
Current fanboy cookbook - "Chasing Smoke: Cooking Over Fire Around the Levant"
Some Posts in Pitmaster to check out:
Eric's Brisket Method
Eric's Method for Drunken Texas Beans
Stacy's Bouef Bourguignon
Eric's Smoked Texas Chili
Rancho Gordo Beans and Bean Club
Troutman's Ribs - Step By Step Primer
Grilled Pork Chops: Harissa Marinade
Light My (Hasty Bake) Fire
Eric
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- May 2020
- 5370
- Long Beach, CA
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22” Blue Weber Kettle with SnS insert
Kamado Joe Jr with Kick Ash Basket
Char-Broil Smartchef Tru Infrared Gasser
Anovo Hot Tub Time Machine with Custom Hot Tub
Ketchup.
As mentioned above, a recipe review that states they subbed paprika for garlic; lime juice for soy sauce; apples for onions; vinegar for white wine and then state the recipe sucked.
If you are a blogger/website writer/etc and leave the comments open, F-ING RESPOND TO THE QUESTIONS!!! If you are not going to respond, close the comments.
When I am seated in an upscale restaurant, do not and I repeat, do not call me/us "guys". "Hi, guys" "can I get you guys a cocktail while you look at the menu"
When I know more than the "butcher" behind the meat counter.
I’m sure I can think of more… stay tuned!
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For me another restaurant etiquette, please always address my wife first, please ask her what she would like first. Those are tricks to get a better then good tip from me.
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ComfortablyNumbNever really bothered me none ,growin up...And here I am just happy if they don't call me A$$hole!
Least, nowadays, they'n's all call me Mr. A$$HOLE...
Been teachin that there lesson, fer many decades.
That, right there, is an Free Upgrade!!!
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Club Member
- Sep 2016
- 1465
- Spokane, WA
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Weber 22" (4 of them)
Weber Ranch
Weber 26"
SNS Kettle
PK Grill (40+ years old)
Weber Jumbo Joe
Thermoworks Smoke, DOT, Signals, Smoke X4, and Thermopop
Slow n' Sear XL (2)
Slow n' Sear
http://completecarnivore.com is my site
When people say "Oh, you can't even taste that ingredient"...
I have a very intense dislike for coffee and it seems like more and more people are using it in barbecue sauce, rubs, brownies, chocolate desserts, etc. and they always say "you can't even taste the coffee". Well, you know what??? I can almost always taste the coffee. If you can't taste it you don't need to put it in there.
Another pet peeve (not sure if I will be able to properly articulate this one) is when people take too many short cuts or make substitutions with a recipe and then complain it isn't as good as it should be. You know why that recipe calls for high quality chocolate? Because it makes a big difference!!! You can't just use a bar of Hersheys and expect it to be the same as a $4 or $5 bar of chocolate. Want to cook your pulled pork in a crock pot? Go ahead but don't complain that it isn't as good as a properly seasoned and smoked pork butt.
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JoeSousa I completely agree with the coffee thing. I am not a coffee drinker (tea is my daily driver). And YES you can always taste the coffee! I especially hate it when place will brew the tea THROUGH the same basket as coffee. What do you get? Coffee favor!
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WillTravelForFood I love Hershey's bars for eating. But for baking I tend to lean towards Endangered Species 72% dark chocolate. And it makes a huge difference.
Adam Ragusea did a great video on Hershey's chocolate which is probably somewhat similar to the Food that Built America episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J44svaQc5WY
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- Dec 2019
- 3553
- Venice, FL
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Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
Yoder YS640S
Anova Sous Vide
Avid Armor AVS 7900
Instapot
2 Cuisinart Food Processors
Black Thermapen One
Gray Thermapen Mk4
Red Thermapen Mk4
Thermoworks Smoke
Fireboard
2 Fireboard Pulse wireless probes
Napoleon AccuProbe Thermometer
2 Thermoworks RT8100
2 11” Brisket slicing knives
3 Chef’s knives
1 deli slicer
I have two ingredients that I can't even stand the smell of, let alone the taste. I'll know if bananas or coconut are in an item before the fork reaches my mouth. Don't tell me I can't taste it in there. Maybe your palette is dead from years of eating that junk, but mine still works fine.
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Last edited by Dr. Pepper; December 28, 2021, 06:36 PM.
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Well, Dr. Pepper, we do both seem to have the barbecue gene.
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Club Member
- Sep 2015
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- Colorado
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> Weber Genesis EP-330
> Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker with Alpha/Connect
> Grilla Grills Pellet Pizza Oven
> Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
> WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative (I'll never see it again))
> Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
> Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
> Thermoworks Smoke
> 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
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> Joule Turbo Sous Vide Circulator
> Searzall torch
> BBQ Guru Rib Ring
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> Paprika App on Mac and iOS
Mise. en. place.
With apologies to French speakers everywhere:- Don't mess with my Mise.
- Don't move my Mise around.
- Don't "help" me place my Mise.
- Don't make suggestions about what to include ento or exclude from my Mise.
- Don't add anything en to my Mise.
- Don't remove anything from my Mise.
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Not as bad as what @MBMorgan describes above (the horror 😱), but my wife puts away, or puts in the dishwasher, implements that I am actively using while preparing meals in the kitchen. Of course, she would explain that if she wasn't cleaning up after me, including socks, sweaters, etc., I would end up living in a ceiling high jumble of piles.
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Club Member
- Mar 2018
- 865
- Chandler, AZ
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Weber Smoky Mountain 18” and 22”
Weber Smoque XL w/ front and side folding tables
Weber Genesis E-430 (came with the frame kit).
DigiQ fan controller (WSM 22” has the attachment)
Nexgrill 6 burner gas grill (replaced original grates with GrillGrate grates)
Turkey fryer (2)
Maverick ET-732 (2)
Char-Broil Big Easy Oil-less Turkey Fryer, Bunk Basket (2)
SouthwestDisc 18" Cooking Disc
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BTW (and I include myself in this accusation/confession) what an exhibit of Type A OCD Control Freaks! No wonder my wife is pissed at me most of the time.
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Ok, so guilty confession. If I baked a loaf of baguette just for me, I would cut it in the middle, maybe in half horizontally, just to get the answers. Lol. But, out of the oven is what my wife would want, and I would require it to rest at least an hour, maybe a bit more based on hydration and crumb expectation. That is where my wife and I have our bread war. Lol
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Richard, let’s all just go and sign up for some therapy. Our spouses will be relieved and grateful. (nb: I avoided saying our ‘wives’, since SheilaAnn & fzxdoc might want to join us.Last edited by Dr. Pepper; December 29, 2021, 10:44 PM.
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I think I've become OCD as I've grown older. Or maybe I've always been that way, and noticing it now. Another possibility is OGM (Old Grumpy Man) syndrome.
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KNOCK-KNOCK!Originally posted by Dr. Pepper View Postwhat an exhibit of Type A OCD Control Freaks!
who's there?
CONTROL FREAK. THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "CONTROL FREAK WHO?"
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