John "JR"
Minnesota/ United States of America
******************************************** Grills/Smokers/Fryers Big Green Egg (Large) X3
Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner
Burch Barrel V-1 Karubeque C-60 Kamado Joe Jr. (Black) Lodge L410 Hibachi Pit Barrel Cooker Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
Pit Barrel PBX
R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer *******************************************. Thermometers
FireBoard (Base Package)
Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
********************************* Accessories Big Green Egg Plate Setter
Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2 Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner Eggspander Kit X2 Finex Cat Iron Line FireBoard Drive Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron Grill Grates Joule Water Circulator
KBQ Fire Grate Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4 Lots of Lodge Cast Iron Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet Large Vortex Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run) Smithey No. 12 Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3 Stargazer No.10, 12 ******************************** Fuel FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal Kingsford Blue and White B&B Charcoal Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60 ************************************************* Cutlery Buck 119 Special
Cuda 7' Fillet Knife Dexter 12" Brisket Sword Global Shun Wusthof ********** Next Major Purchase Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset
When you are cooking or preparing something and someone comes in your area and starts moving things, or "putting things away'.
Fingers grabbing brisket, ribs or pork butt from the cutting board while you are cutting the meat up. I generally pretend to chop their fingers off when it happens. (Yo I just spent 12 hours cooking this, give me 5 more mins to cut it up, then you can have at it and I can go take a shower.)
A friend ofmine asked me for a pellet grill recommendation. I mentioned Green Mountain, Yoder, Grilla and Mak. He said what about Traeger. I said those others are better. He said but I haven't heard if those. I said why the hell did you ask?
Food snobs who imply that only they know what tastes good and what doesn't. Don't tell me what tastes good - you don't have my tongue. Everybody has different preferences. I like coffee from Dunkin Donuts and not from Starbucks - big deal. I am just as comfortable sucking back Busch Light beer as I am drinking an IPA from Treehouse Brewing Co. One isn't better than the other, sometimes I want clear, watery, barely yellow beer, sometimes I want a dank citrus bomb. They both taste good at the moment I am thirsty for them.
22” Blue Weber Kettle with SnS insert
Kamado Joe Jr with Kick Ash Basket
Char-Broil Smartchef Tru Infrared Gasser
Anovo Hot Tub Time Machine with Custom Hot Tub
I have type 3 ADHD, type 2 LSD, type 1 MCDS, type 4 BF, type 1 YFUP & type 2 ARS. Doesn’t drive anybody crazy.
Cept me once in awhile if I’m not enjoying it. Yessir!
It does confuse one of ya’ll once in awhile.
This is so RonB doesn’t hire the FBI to break the hidden Cypher mystery code:
ADHD - speaks fer itself
LSD - speaks fer itself
MCDS - Motor City Dink Syndrome
BF - brain fog
YFUP- Yearn fer U.P.
ARS - Alice’s Restaurant Syndrome
there is more ……..
Last edited by FireMan; December 29, 2021, 08:33 PM.
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