I just wanna shuck some oysters around a fire with family and friends telling lies. Maybe someone brought a Weber kettle and we roast some too. Bottle of Crystal hot sauce and I’m good. Cheers!
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Double quarter pounder with cheese, fries, and a soda. If I'm going to die, there are other things I want to do rather than cooking.Comment
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Roast suckling pig at Restaurant Botin in Madrid with my wife and daughter.Comment
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I was in line behind a woman at the grocery store yesterday who was obviously shopping for Christmas dinner. She had a large bag of BS in her cart and I casually mentioned they were the official vegetable of hell. She gave me a quizzical look, and then I asked how could she do that to her family, and for Christmas to boot! It then dawned on her what I was getting at and she cracked up! We had a nice conversation and then wished each other a Merry Christmas. Gotta love a small town. -
Well, if beets and kale (and Brussels sprouts) is your last meal then death seems less frightening (one might even welcome death after eating that). Plus, it makes you believe that the afterlife has to be better.Last edited by 58limited; December 22, 2023, 03:25 PM.
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Man, it's dark in here this morning!Comment
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You know back in 2011 Texas banned the requested anything you want last meal to those on death row about to be executed. From an article in The Guardian;
"Texas inmates about to be executed will no longer get their choice of last meal, a change prison officials made after a prominent state senator became miffed over an expansive request from a man condemned for a notorious dragging death.
Lawrence Russell Brewer was executed on Wednesday for the hate killing of James Byrd Jr more than a decade ago. He asked for two chicken fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a meat lover's pizza, a pint of ice cream and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts. Prison officials said Brewer did not eat any of it."
That said PJ, in your case we are going to offer you the following .....
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Beans in chili, while it is a state crime, only calls for 90 days solitary confinement. Gives you plenty of time to think about what you did. -
As a footnote to the above, the State Senator who was outraged is John Whitmire, the newly elected mayor of Houston. You'd better sell your condo and move to Katy Panhead John. They're coming for your meat
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Wow. I’m going to assume
1) This isn’t the executioner’s song; it’s my last meal, and I know it, but I’m not facing the chair.
2) I’m able to eat it all. For less than ridiculousness’s sake, I’ll concede that this meal would mean just a taste of each of the following, maybe just a teaspoonful, but I will also allow however much time I need to savor each taste, and maybe take a second taste.
This meal would include:
An orange.
A pear.
A few blueberries.
A peach.
Some cashews, some pecans, and some peanuts.
A couple different tomatoes.
A little each of French onion soup, tomato bisque, ham and bean soup, split pea soup, lentil soup, chicken soup, and my mom’s hamburger soup, that her mom made during the depression.
A piece of lasagna.
A forkful of spaghetti carbonara and one of basil pesto linguini.
Some blue cheese, some old cheddar, and some aged Gouda.
Spare ribs.
Pork belly burnt ends.
A cheeseburger.
A slice of supreme pizza; you know, pepperoni, sausage, peppers, onions, etc.
A perfect porterhouse.
Short ribs.
Really, really hot chicken wings. One wing, one drum. I love both.
Cheesy potatoes.
Bbq’d baked beans. The sweet ones.
A mushroom and onion omelet, with lots of hot sauce.
Bacon.
A quesabirria taco.
A burrito.
Vanilla ice cream.
Yellow cake with chocolate icing.
Pecan pie.
Coconut cream pie.
That looks like a lot, but if you give me one bite of each, it’s less than 50 bites. And I won’t have to worry about going to the gym to work it off the next day.
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Troutman CaptainMike I forgot to add a bowl of chili. I could probably get at least that for my last meal after committing a capital offense in Texas… and I could probably get it with crackers!
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Blue point crab claws in garlic butter, and off the boat fresh seared bay scallops. I'll be dead before the first plate is gone, but it was my last day anyway.
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PJ, you fairly nailed it for me. Hold the Jack n coke and give me a btl of Colonel E. H. Taylor SB w/a handful of cubes. Along with that T-bone a sensuous couple of slices of brisket with a tonne of bark.
Ohh, and warm that choco pecan bourbon pie so you might slather the top with melty Grater,s vanilla bean. Dass all.Comment
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Fried chicken gizzards with Louisiana hot sauceComment
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well if it is a wish……a 12,000,000 course meal
not picky about the menuComment
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Grilled cheese and French Fries.
or Biscuits 'n GravyComment
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Panhead John Yep.
Grilled cheese and fries from the Kingburger Drive-In in Lima, Ohio.
That means I would go back in time about 50 years and it would no longer be my last meal.
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Maryland blue crabs steamed, an ear of corn and a can of beer- or pretty much anything shown on SUWYC would work for me.Comment
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Depends on the scenario, why is it my last meal on earth? Am I back in the Army and it's the last meal before combat (that one is a tradition: Steak and potatoes) or am I about to go to the electric chair? Or dying of cancer (my mother-in-law wanted McD Quarter Pounders in that scenario). Etc
Anyhow, if I am reasonably healthy, with a good appetite, and I know tomorrow is the last day for whatever reason .....
Appetizer - Wicked Shrimp
Cocktail - Old Fashioned
Dinner - Prime grade ribeye steak with red wine reduction, hashbrowns, green beans french style
Wine - Sparkman Cellars 2012 Kingpin (Cabernet Sauvignon)
Dessert - Cheesecake with strawberries
Drink - Espresso
After dinner - Fuente Fuente OpusX 2010 and a couple drams of Lagavulin 16 year old Distiller's Edition
and then sleep so well that I oversleep and miss my appointment with the Grim ReaperComment
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