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"My Mission to Ruin a $250 Wagyu Steak Nearly Destroyed My Family"

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  • Mosca
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    • Oct 2014
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    "My Mission to Ruin a $250 Wagyu Steak Nearly Destroyed My Family"

    My Mission to ruin a $250 Wagyu steak nearly destroyed my family

    It's Drew Magary, so, warning: language. But funny, and insightful. The guy once won on Chopped.
  • SouthTexasRover
    Club Member
    • May 2017
    • 28

    #2
    wagyu philly cheese steak....... that's a new one

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    • BriggsBBQ
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      • Feb 2016
      • 299
      • Dallas

      #3
      That is hilarious.

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      • BBQ_Steve-O
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        • Jul 2014
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        • NorthWest WA State

        #4
        I got a good laugh.... thank #*!%$ God I'm not allergic to foul language! 🤣

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        • adamjs83
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          • Aug 2017
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          • Long Island, NY
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          #5
          Amazing

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          • rodkeary
            Club Member
            • Jan 2017
            • 211
            • Pacific Northwest
            • Weber Genesis
              Bradley Smoker

            #6
            Myron Mixon gets Drew and his mate Albert to build a smoker.

            https://deadspin.com/we-went-to-rura...eat-1788815399

            Warning! - includes instructions for Beer Can Chicken.

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            • RonB
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              • Apr 2016
              • 13506
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
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              #7
              A fun read, but if anyone is sensitive to bad language, please skip this.

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              • Mosca
                Mosca commented
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                I did give a warning!

              • RonB
                RonB commented
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                Mosca - this was not a complaint - just backin' ya up.

              • Bogy
                Bogy commented
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                I kept waiting for the bad language to start? Everything seemed grammatically correct.
            • EdF
              EdF
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              #8
              That was good!

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              • randy56
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                • Aug 2017
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                • Newburgh In

                #9
                Lmao

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                • JGo37
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                  #10
                  Ketchup? I'd like to know, when he wiped the raw steak off with bread and ate it, what kind of bread? Did he Trump It UP and just use Wonder?

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                  • Mr. Bones
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                    LOL! Never have been a fan of 'wunder brot', gack!
                • smokenoob
                  Club Member
                  • Dec 2017
                  • 1132
                  • Gulf Breeze, Florida

                  #11
                  like I said somewhere else, give the kids hot dogs, even the wife if she eats beef anywhere beyond medium rare.....send em all on a vacation and enjoy your wagyu......

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                  • Anton32828
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                    • Jun 2018
                    • 137
                    • Weber 22 inch kettle grill
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                    #12
                    Lol

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                    • Troutman
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                      #13
                      Love it, what bad language? I especially like the quote “Wagyu is the answer to the question what if we massage a cow until it turns into a pig!”

                      Priceless !!!!

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                      • Bogy
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                        Some people evidently live very sheltered lives.
                    • tRidiot
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                      • Dec 2015
                      • 756
                      • NE OK
                      • Traeger BBQ124
                        Yoder YS480
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                      #14
                      Loved it! I am not offended by some colorful language and have been known to spout a few expletives in times of great distress or divine ecstasy - like when devouring sous vide Prime steaks, people, get your minds out of the gutters!

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                      • SmokeyGator
                        Club Member
                        • Jul 2016
                        • 822
                        • Miami, FL
                        • Primo XL
                          Cyberq controller
                          Sierra Nevada IPA

                        #15
                        I could totally ruin a big slab of A5 wagyu! Send me one and I will prove it

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                        • EdF
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                          Somehow I don't think the evidence would survive!

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