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"My Mission to Ruin a $250 Wagyu Steak Nearly Destroyed My Family"

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  • Mosca
    Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3830
    • PA
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    #1

    "My Mission to Ruin a $250 Wagyu Steak Nearly Destroyed My Family"

    My Mission to ruin a $250 Wagyu steak nearly destroyed my family

    It's Drew Magary, so, warning: language. But funny, and insightful. The guy once won on Chopped.
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  • SouthTexasRover
    SouthTexasRover
    Club Member
    • May 2017
    • 28
    #2
    wagyu philly cheese steak....... that's a new one
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    • BriggsBBQ
      BriggsBBQ
      Former Member
      • Feb 2016
      • 299
      • Dallas
      #3
      That is hilarious.
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      • BBQ_Steve-O
        BBQ_Steve-O
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 175
        • NorthWest WA State
        #4
        I got a good laugh.... thank #*!%$ God I'm not allergic to foul language! 🤣
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        • adamjs83
          adamjs83
          Club Member
          • Aug 2017
          • 192
          • Long Island, NY
          • Weber Performer Deluxe w/ Slow 'N Sear Plus
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          #5
          Amazing

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          • rodkeary
            rodkeary
            Club Member
            • Jan 2017
            • 213
            • Pacific Northwest
            • Weber Genesis
              Bradley Smoker
            #6
            Myron Mixon gets Drew and his mate Albert to build a smoker.

            https://deadspin.com/we-went-to-rura...eat-1788815399

            Warning! - includes instructions for Beer Can Chicken.
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            • RonB
              RonB
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              • Apr 2016
              • 13649
              • Near Richmond VA
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                lots of probes.
                CyberQ
              #7
              A fun read, but if anyone is sensitive to bad language, please skip this.
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              • Mosca
                #7.1
                Mosca commented
                August 2, 2018, 01:29 PM
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                I did give a warning!
              • RonB
                #7.2
                RonB commented
                August 2, 2018, 01:40 PM
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                Mosca - this was not a complaint - just backin' ya up.
              • Bogy
                #7.3
                Bogy commented
                August 3, 2018, 02:33 PM
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                I kept waiting for the bad language to start? Everything seemed grammatically correct.
            • EdF
              EdF
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              • Jul 2016
              • 3228
              • Atlantic Highlands, NJ
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              #8
              That was good!
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              • randy56
                randy56
                Club Member
                • Aug 2017
                • 505
                • Newburgh In
                #9
                Lmao
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                • JGo37
                  JGo37
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                  • Apr 2018
                  • 1578
                  • the LOU
                  • Cookers:

                    22" Blackstone Griddle, with stand & hood
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                    Ancient heavy CI Propane Turkey Fryer, for lighting chimneys
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                  #10
                  Ketchup? I'd like to know, when he wiped the raw steak off with bread and ate it, what kind of bread? Did he Trump It UP and just use Wonder?
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                  • Mr. Bones
                    #10.1
                    Mr. Bones commented
                    August 2, 2018, 05:14 PM
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                    LOL! Never have been a fan of 'wunder brot', gack!
                • smokenoob
                  smokenoob
                  Club Member
                  • Dec 2017
                  • 1154
                  • Gulf Breeze, Florida
                  #11
                  like I said somewhere else, give the kids hot dogs, even the wife if she eats beef anywhere beyond medium rare.....send em all on a vacation and enjoy your wagyu......
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                  • Anton32828
                    Anton32828
                    Club Member
                    • Jun 2018
                    • 137
                    • Weber 22 inch kettle grill
                      Slow-N-Sear
                      Maverick ET-732 thermometer
                    #12
                    Lol

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                    • Troutman
                      Troutman
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                      • Aug 2017
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                      #13
                      Love it, what bad language? I especially like the quote “Wagyu is the answer to the question what if we massage a cow until it turns into a pig!”

                      Priceless !!!!
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                      • Bogy
                        #13.1
                        Bogy commented
                        August 3, 2018, 05:06 PM
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                        Some people evidently live very sheltered lives.
                    • tRidiot
                      tRidiot
                      Club Member
                      • Dec 2015
                      • 759
                      • NE OK
                      • Traeger BBQ124
                        Yoder YS480
                        Chargriller Duo gas/charcoal side-by side
                      #14
                      Loved it! I am not offended by some colorful language and have been known to spout a few expletives in times of great distress or divine ecstasy - like when devouring sous vide Prime steaks, people, get your minds out of the gutters!

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                      • SmokeyGator
                        SmokeyGator
                        Club Member
                        • Jul 2016
                        • 831
                        • Miami, FL
                        • Primo XL
                          Cyberq controller
                          Sierra Nevada IPA
                        #15
                        I could totally ruin a big slab of A5 wagyu! Send me one and I will prove it
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                        • EdF
                          #15.1
                          EdF commented
                          August 4, 2018, 08:55 AM
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                          Somehow I don't think the evidence would survive!
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