John "JR"
Minnesota/ United States of America
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There are so many great sauces out there for every palate. These lists are generic, but they also have sauces that a lot of people have not tired but should. Aardvark is great, but I would have never seen it if I did not read an article just like this back in the day. Now it is one of my favorite sauces.
You dissing on Truffle?! LOL
I was…well, let’s say intrigued when the GF picked up a bottle.
And then we tried it…and then we didn’t. Doh! It had so much potential.
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Kamado Joe Jr with Kick Ash Basket
Char-Broil Smartchef Tru Infrared Gasser
Anovo Hot Tub Time Machine with Custom Hot Tub
I am in the same boat. There is a hot sauce store at the Mall of America, that is where I go when I am dragged there by my better half. I just stay in the store and try samples for hours on end. LOL
There used to be a pretty good hot sauce shop down in Shoreline Village. Not sure if it’s still there. There is/was another in Seaport Village in San Diego…but I’m not certain if they’re still around. Both had some unique offerings.
surfdog that hot sauce shop has been there since Yard House opened (I worked there). I haven’t been to shoreline village in forever, I’ll have to swing by soon.
Well lemme see, my wife Sara's hot sauce from Sat is #1, #2 is the batch she made the Sunday before, #3 is the batch she made the week before that. I think ya'll get the picture.
I have had 10 of them. Tapitio is really good. Sami sauce is a pretty good one that i was exposed to in a hot sauce club. My right now favorites (behind Texas Dave's) are Melindas Fire Roasted Garlic and Habenero and Pepper Palace Smoky Mountain Hot Sauce. Like Spinaker, whenever I am near a Pepper Palace store I browse forever.
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Grill/Smoke/Roast = Hasty-Bake Gourmet Dual Finish with HB rotisserie and Grill Grates
Smoke = Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5"
Pizza = Blackstone Propane Pizza Oven (Stacy's, but she let's me use it sometimes)
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Camp Cooking = Coleman 2 burner white gas stove
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Knives
Wusthof Classic Ikon set: 9" carving knive, 2X 8" Chef's Knife, 7" Santoku and three utility knives
Kamikoto Kuro set: 7" Santoku, 6.5" Nakiri, 5" Utility
Amazing Ribs Brazilian Steak knife set
Favorite wine = whatever is currently in the wine rack
Favorite beer = Sam Adams Boston Lager or Shiner Bock
Favorite whisky = Lagavulin Distiller's Edition 16 year old single malt
Best Cookbooks - Meathead's "The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling", Chris Lilly's "Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book", Aaron Franklin's "Franklin BBQ", Raichlen’s “Brisket Chronicles”
Current MCBS - Momofuku
Current fanboy cookbook - "Chasing Smoke: Cooking Over Fire Around the Levant"
Army mess halls stocked Crystal back in the day and we lived off that stuff! Nowadays, I keep Valentina, Texas Pete, Huy Fong, Tabasco, Tapatio, Cholula, and Frank's in the cupboard :-)
But there was nothing better than scrambled eggs, potatoes, breakfast gravy and crystal with several mugs of coffee in the mess hall on Monday morning to get the week going right
Last edited by ecowper; February 2, 2026, 12:37 PM.
Ration wise - the best thing the military did was add those little bottles of Tabasco to the MREs - easy way to add some flavor to them. Plus, I collected all of the ones from people who didn't want them and had a multi year supply - I added one bottle to any recipe that called for a "dash" of Tabasco.
Ingredients
1 large cauliflower(cut into small florets)
½ cup Crystal Hot or Extra Hot Sauce
2 tbsp butter(melted)
1 tbsp olive oil
1 tbsp fresh lemon juice
½ tsp garlic powder
1 tsp salt
Directions
1 Preheat oven to 425°F and line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Set aside.
2 Whisk together the Crystal Hot Sauce, melted butter, olive oil, lemon juice, garlic powder and salt in a large bowl.
3 Add cauliflower florets, and toss until completely coated.
4 Spread the cauliflower in a single layer over lined baking sheet.
5 Bake for 25-30 minutes (until cauliflower is fork tender and browned slightly around the edges).
6 Plate and serve with ranch or blue cheese dressing.
Last edited by LA Pork Butt; February 2, 2026, 02:12 PM.
Thanks for this one. I make buffalo “wing” cauliflower all the time. I usually use a bbq rub, air fry them about halfway done, toss them in sauce and finish in the air fryer. I will try this version next
klflowers This is a really good one! I have never used the dip. I can’t stop eating it as is. A simple formula I’ve used over the years is 1/3 cup olive oil, 1 Tablespoon of a seasoning our your choice and hot sauce to your taste. Mix well toss to coat and I roast on one of my cookers.
Of the Torchbearer sauces, I've only had one, but it's one of my favorites, Headless Horseradish Sauce. It's excellent, quite a bit of kick to it, and, unsurprisingly, a horseradish flavor, so it's not really as universal as a traditional sauce, like Tabasco, but it's awful good.
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OnlyFire Rotisserie w/ Basket attachment for the Weber
Vortex for the Weber
Both of Meathead's books!
Way too many BBQ related accessories, tools, and doo-dads!
Hmmm. I've probably had about half those sauces. Have several in the cabinet right now. I'd be interested to see how many of those are red pepper and vinegar based. Seems to be the favorite of my kids, anyway.
I didn't read the text for everyone of them. I did scan and they're highlighted with some of the ingredients such as the type of pepper and sometimes noting vinegar.
Cooking gadgets
Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
Weber Summit Platinum D6
Blue Rhino Razor
Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
Anova WiFi
Thermometers
Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.
Other useful bits...
KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL
Well, I’ve had more than a few of those.
Valentina Black Label is the go to around here. Second would be a toss up between regular Valentina or Cholula. Followed by Tapatio. Are we seeing a trend here? Depending on my mood El Yucateco can easily slide into the number 1 or 2 spot.
If I’m doing something Asian or Asian inspired…it’s Huy Fong Sriracha or their Sambal Oelek.
If it’s Cajun, gotta be Crystal. SOOO much better than Tabasco IMO. I attribute that to the order of ingredients. Crystal is peppers, then vinegar, and finally salt. Tabasco has the vinegar & peppers switched around. So much more vinegar forward to my taste. It’s also great on a Philly cheesesteak. ;-) If the restaurant has jalapeño on the menu for any dish…I will ask that they griddle up some for my Philly as well. Not traditional in the least…but that’s how I like ‘em. I make them that way at home as well.
Frank’s is absolutely situational for me. I love it as part of my traditional wings…but it doesn’t see a lot of use beyond that.
Funny story about El Yucateco. A few years ago my GF’s son “discovered” it one day and purchased one or two of each flavour online. The bill was kinda huge IMO. When they arrived, I exclaimed, “Oh El Yucateco! Awesome!” He asked if I had actually heard of it. “Well, yeah!” And then he told me what he paid. Probably like $4 a bottle. O_o “Eh…Dude, they’re like $1.37 at the grocery store down the street.” DOH!
If not cooking outdoors, I am cooking on the stovetop with my 14" carbon steel wok, 12" CI skillet, or in the oven with my two Lodge CI pizza pans, or two dutch ovens. I've also got a nifty Lodge carbon steel grill pan that rocks for veggies outdoors.
I guess I am a hot sauce guy, as I’ve bought 12 of these top 20 sauces over the years, along with others. I think at any moment in time, I have 5-6 types of hot sauce in the house.
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