An alternative to Halloween Candy this year

[WillTravelForFood]

Why not hand out tiny bottles of Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing?

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/hidden-valley-ranch-halloween-costume-treat-size-dressing-packs

[smokin fool]

Our alternative is turn out the lights and lock the doors.

[smokin fool]

There are kids on the street we take loot bags to that afternoon.
Hate to be like this but the kids are older now, by 7:15 we're handing out disposable razors and tampons to the high schoolers out plundering.

[ItsAllGoneToTheDogs]

I knew I liked you, now I like you more...

[ItsAllGoneToTheDogs]

ComfortablyNumb out here they drive the kids around and stop at any house with a light on, don't matter how far out in the sticks you live

[Attjack]

gross

[HawkerXP]

I prefer the can-o-beer hand outs.

[Attjack]

Our friends down the street give out candy to the kids and Coors light to the adults.

[Murdy]

with scrambled eggs?

[WillTravelForFood]

I prefer the can-o-beer hand outs.

I've always wanted to pass out hot baked potatoes. What kid wouldn't want a hot baked potato in their candy bag?

[HawkerXP]

Fully loaded? Hell yeah!

[ssandy_561]

You would have needed to remove eggs from your windows if you tried to give that to the younger version of myself.

[Troutman]

How about a nice, hot, well rendered slice of greasy brisket point plopped into their grubby little paws. Guaranteed to not return next year

[HawkerXP]

But dad will be back.

[Old Glory]

A dollop of Deviled Ham on a Ritz.

[Sdell]

Hot dogs maybe?

[Bbqmikeg]

I put out an empty bucket with a sign that reads "Take one only" and hope the bucket’s still there in the morning.

[smokin fool]

....along with your porch and walkway....mailbox, car/truck....the cat