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    An alternative to Halloween Candy this year

    Why not hand out tiny bottles of Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing? Click image for larger version

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    #2
    Our alternative is turn out the lights and lock the doors.

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    • smokin fool
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      There are kids on the street we take loot bags to that afternoon.
      Hate to be like this but the kids are older now, by 7:15 we're handing out disposable razors and tampons to the high schoolers out plundering.

    • ItsAllGoneToTheDogs
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      I knew I liked you, now I like you more...

    • ItsAllGoneToTheDogs
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      ComfortablyNumb out here they drive the kids around and stop at any house with a light on, don't matter how far out in the sticks you live

    #3
    gross

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      #4
      I prefer the can-o-beer hand outs.

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      • Attjack
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        Our friends down the street give out candy to the kids and Coors light to the adults.

      • Murdy
        Murdy commented
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        with scrambled eggs?

      #5
      Originally posted by HawkerXP View Post
      I prefer the can-o-beer hand outs.
      I've always wanted to pass out hot baked potatoes. What kid wouldn't want a hot baked potato in their candy bag?

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      • HawkerXP
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        Fully loaded? Hell yeah!

      • ssandy_561
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        You would have needed to remove eggs from your windows if you tried to give that to the younger version of myself.

      #6
      How about a nice, hot, well rendered slice of greasy brisket point plopped into their grubby little paws. Guaranteed to not return next year

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      • HawkerXP
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        But dad will be back.

      #7
      A dollop of Deviled Ham on a Ritz.

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        #8
        Hot dogs maybe?

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          #9
          I put out an empty bucket with a sign that reads "Take one only" and hope the bucket’s still there in the morning.

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          • smokin fool
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            ....along with your porch and walkway....mailbox, car/truck....the cat

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