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Good morning from the porcine heroes that sacrificed their lives for my son's birthday dinner

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    Good morning from the porcine heroes that sacrificed their lives for my son's birthday dinner

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    #2
    Looks like a great dinner coming up.

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      #3
      OMG. It’s great to see your still around. How are you doing?
      Oh and nice looking cook ya got going on. 😁

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      • GirlpoweredBBQ
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        Wouldn't it be cool if they made some kind of heat-resistant wifi camera that you could put inside your smoker so you could watch things cook?

      • Steve B
        Steve B commented
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        Neat idea Brianna. But I think it would need a slow motion feature.

      • GirlpoweredBBQ
        GirlpoweredBBQ commented
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        Why, Steve? I don't understand (but what's new?). LOL

      #4
      Oh Yea, Go pellet grill, [Sorry sticker burners, char coalers, and gassers}
      BTW, You can sear in a pellet grill, I use grill grates. Thanks to Amazing Ribs.

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      • GirlpoweredBBQ
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        The pellet grill has changed my life. One big reason is that the cleanup is like 5 minutes. Cleaning my charcoal smokers was so much work. But also, this is easier than the microwave and it makes me seem like a Pit Goddess. Love it! Am I a cheater? Ask those I feed! XO

      #5
      Boom! That's gonna be good!!

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      • Dewesq55
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        New profile pic, Hank? Henrik

      • Henrik
        Henrik commented
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        Yup, just got a hair cut and beard trim, so I took a selfie. Doesn't happen too often.

      #6
      Lookin Por Favor, as Chico would say!
      Last edited by Mr. Bones; October 3, 2020, 12:00 PM.

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      • GirlpoweredBBQ
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        I love that and have not heard it before! LOL

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        What? Ya never watched Chico and th Man?
        Ahhh, mebbe yer not so old as me, which is likely a Good Thing lol...
        GirlpoweredBBQ

      • GirlpoweredBBQ
        GirlpoweredBBQ commented
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        Ohhhh. Yeah, that was 100 years ago. I'm not that young and I remember the show, but not well. :-)

      #7
      My invite must still be in the mail, but dinner looks good

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      • GirlpoweredBBQ
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        It's a bit of a hike to California from where you are, but there's a spot open in my socially distant backyard! XO

      #8
      Update: don't feel sorry for the pigs. They're vicious creatures who will eat your baby. Consider this pre-emptive self-defense.
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      • Mr. Bones
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        Yup, she tells th truth...

      • Stuey1515
        Stuey1515 commented
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        I found myself leaning towards the monitor trying to smell these haha
        Looks good, bet it tastes even better!!

      • GirlpoweredBBQ
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        So good to be among friends.

      #9
      Most dangerous is a brood sow, with piglets. Keep yerself clear o' dat, or ya will be eaten, eventually.

      As a boychile, I watched ol Dub Franklin, a friend of my Da, go into th pen with a brood sow, an he was carryin a ~5-6' length of 2x4, fer safety's sake, they said...wail, bein a young'un, I didn't quite wrap round what they meant, but, sure enuff, that ol sow charged Ben, after a point.

      Now, Ben was a sizeable man, an he swung that 2x4 like John Henry could swing a hammer...I mean, Dayummmm!!!!

      He landed a blow betwixt Sadie's ears that deflected her skull by perhaps a foot...woulda killed most of God's creatures, right where they stood.

      Nope. Sadie merely ceased her charge, grunted quite vociferously, an stood her ground, protectin her young'uns...
      Last edited by Mr. Bones; October 3, 2020, 07:26 PM.

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      • Oakgrovebacon
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        I can still remember my older brothers screams as a sow charged him, knocked him down and bit his hand. Fear added speed to his scramble over fence as she ripped his jeans down the back of one leg while trying to get away. Probably 44-45 years ago.

      #10
      Originally posted by Mr. Bones View Post
      Most dangerous is a brood sow, with piglets. Keep yerself clear o' dat, or ya will be eaten, eventually.

      As a boychile, I watched ol Dub Franklin, a friend of my Da, go into th pen with a brood sow, an he was carryin a ~5-6' length of 2x4, fer safety's sake, they said...wail, bein a young'un, I didn't quite wrap round what they meant, but, sure enuff, that ol sow charged Ben, after a point.

      Now, Ben was a sizeable man, an he swung that 2x4 like John Henry could swing a hammer...I mean, Dayummmm!!!!

      He landed a blow betwixt Sadie's ears that deflected her skull by perhaps a foot...woulda killed most of God's creatures, right where they stood.

      Nope. Sadie merely ceased her charge, grunted quite vociferously, an stood her ground, protectin her young'uns...
      What an insane story! See, let it be a cautionary tale--eat them before they eat you!

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Jus life on a farm...

        Still, th preemptive consumption of porcine critters seems a reasonable precaution, Sister, lol

        One cain't be Too Careful, eh?

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