Best store bought pizza I've ever had.

[Hulagn1971]

My daughter recommended this pizza she bought at Target, of all places. She's a bit of a foodie, so I ventured in and picked one up. Target is something of itself. Smells good, well groomed customers, everyone is happy. Oh, everything is expensive. I'm more of a Walmart guy but I hate that place too. Women wearing half shirts that need at least 2 full sized ones, men that smell like they work at the zoo, children that act like the animals of said zoo keepers. But, I can get tp, coffee, paper towels and office supplies for my peeps much cheaper.
Anyways, this pizza was incredible. The best store bought I've ever had, bar none.
Picked up some body wash too that's been clogging up all my social media feeds. Maybe I'll smell as good as those Target patrons...maybe.

[Jerod Broussard]

Quick search yields:

[Hulagn1971]

Spot on.

[jfmorris]

Vodka sauce?

[shify]

jfmorris - vodka sauce on a pizza is great. A few place near me do it with both regular NY style pizzas and also on grandma and detroit-style pizzas

[Jerod Broussard]

Ma bad. Goldbelly has it for $100, but it must be straight from the actual restaurant.

[Hulagn1971]

Yeah....no.

[Panhead John]

Even though I always make my pizzas from scratch 🙄 I’m gonna give this one a shot. Thanks for the heads up!

[Sid P]

It sure looks good!

[HawkerXP]

Thanks!

Can't wait to hear how you like the wash. What does a "stone" smell like?

[Sid P]

Dirt.

[Hulagn1971]

HawkerXP the stone scent smells faint like lime and kinda' earthy. I put the Solstice as #1 and stone #2. Going to Nags Head this weekend for our annual Fraternity Alumni trip and will pack the Solstice. I guarantee I'll smell better than my heavy drinking and weed smoking brothers lol.

[Panhead John]

Hulagn1971 So you’re saying there’s gonna be Pit Members there too? 🥸

[randy.56]

You have women chasing you or maybe all the neighborhood dogs, it says at the bottom charcoal and lime.

[bbqLuv]

May have to pick one up. Thank you for the heads up

[bbqLuv]

I am a little confused. Will I need to use the body wash after trying the pizza or before?

[Alan Brice]

Depends if yer Harry or not.

[dpearce]

At the same time, I'd guess!

[texastweeter]

I dunno. Panhead John got me on the Motor City pizzas. We rarely eat a frozen pizza but thats what we use when we do. Anyone had them side by side to compare?

[Panhead John]

I’m going to get one of the Di Fara’s next week, looking forward to see how it tastes.

[texastweeter]

Please report back Panhead John Im a creature of habit and dont like trying new things.

[Panhead John]

Will do TT. Probably gonna get the 3 meat one.

[radiodome21]

I’m still a Home Run Inn guy, regular crust. That and the Kirkland brand cheese pizzas. But I’ll have to give that one a shot. Also like Motor City too

[SheilaAnn]

Home Run? I saw it here at one of our grocery stores and tried it because of nostalgia. Two bites and I tossed it in the garbage. I just couldn’t do it. We had it all the time as kids…. Not anymore….

[bbqLuv]

All Pizzas seem to be flat, and I prefer mine to be rectangle in shape so I may have a square meal.

[jayjordan]

The Target clientele at the closest location here are often the same ones at Walmart.

Will have to try that pizza.

[Panhead John]

Just got back from Target getting my pizza Hulagn1971 . If I don’t like it, you gonna give me my $10. back? 🤓

[Jerod Broussard]

$10.51??

[jerrybell]

There's a chance it could be operator error if it does not turn out well.

[Mosca]

I was at Target yesterday, saw those, but passed. I’ll get one some day, just not right now. It doesn’t help that Mrs can’t have any.

[Jerod Broussard]

Reminds me of a saying. "My girlfriend is a vegetarian.....which pretty much makes me a vegetarian."