The facts against smoking meats.

[Mosca]

As soon as people could start using gas and electric ovens, they stopped using wood.

So it must be bad.

[Ground Chuck]

Hahahaha, I love a good pot stirring!

[daveIT]

I never had smoked troll.

[Steve R.]

Apparently, hot and fast is the way to go. lol

[IowaGirl]

Well of course you shouldn't let meats smoke! They're under 18, right?

Kids.

[Skip]

I'm going to try pork burnt ends in a few minutes. I'm old enough to smoke though. The pellet grill is warming up as I type.

[ComfortablyNumb]

Mosca Brilliant!

[Troutman]

I don't know wether to spank ya or kiss ya Mosca. You just lightened up the entire mood of this forum.

[THE Humble Texan]

If it starts smoking us a co2 extinguisher. Puts out the fire and you can still eat it if it is not a brick.

[JeffJ]

Hilarious thread.

[FireMan]

Just what we need, more facts.

While we’re on the subject of science, it appears the NOAA & NASA got caught fudgin the numbers on planet temps again. Ah, where would we be without science. No duct tape that’s where.

[ComfortablyNumb]

What??? Doesn't duct tape grow on trees?

[Troutman]

Haven't you heard? World's gonna end in 12 years. Stock up on your supply of meat today !!!

[Steve B]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[FireMan]

Speaking of duct tape, we (a work mate) had to duct tape a 500# man to a gurney because we couldn’t wheel him through the doors out of the ER. We were taking him to the morgue. We get to the morgue & a call from a nurse requesting we return to the ER because some more family had showed up to mourn the deceased. Keeping in mind this was about 3 AM. Oh what to do. We agreed that we would return but the nurse had to promise not to remove the sheet that covered so as not to reveal our sticky situation. In the end, everything went well. Use of duct tape #501. 🕶

[Steve R.]

I think you may have left out at least one zero in your count of the uses of good ol' 100 mph tape.

[smokin fool]

Yeah remember 100 mph tape well working for an airline
1 layer 100 mph
2 layers 200mph
3 layers 300mph
4 layers....you get my drift

[Huskee]

Has anyone seen my keys?? Maybe Jon has'em.

[Skip]

I think Spinaker has been looking for them in Montana?!?

[ofelles]

Ah duct tape and it's many uses. A while before I retired as a Sheet Metal installer the spec's on jobs stopped allowing the use of duct tape to seal duct! Plus it's illegal here in California to duct tape unruly students to their chairs or their mouths.