Lonestar Grillz 24x36 offset smoker, grill, w/ main chamber charcoal grate and 3 tel-tru thermometers - left, right and center
Yoke Up custom charcoal basket and a Grill Wraps cover.
22.5 copper kettle w/ SnS, DnG, BBQ vortex, gasket and stainless steel hinge kit.
Napoleon gas grill (soon to go bye bye) rotting out.
1 maverick et-733 digital thermometer - black
1 maverick et-733 - gray
1 new standard grilling remote digital thermometer
1 thermoworks thermopen mk4 - red
1 thermoworks thermopop - red
Pre Miala flavor injector
taylor digital scale
TSM meat grinder
chefs choice food slicer
cuisinhart food processor
food saver vacuum sealer
TSM harvest food dehydrator
If helping my mom as a kid counts then I have not made 6 of those. If all by myself then 14. All of the 14 are things I don’t like except for the fudge and icing. Never had a reason to make them.
I guess I live a sheltered and dull life. 😔
> Weber Genesis EP-330
> Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker with Alpha/Connect
> Grilla Grills Pellet Pizza Oven
> Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
> WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative (I'll never see it again))
> Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
> Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
> Thermoworks Smoke
> 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
> Thermoworks Thermapen One
> Thermoworks Thermapen Classic
> Thermoworks Thermopop
> Thermoworks Square DOT
> Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
> Joule Turbo Sous Vide Circulator
> Searzall torch
> BBQ Guru Rib Ring
> WÜSTHOF, Dalstrong, and Buck knives
> Paprika App on Mac and iOS
1. Made biscuits from scratch?✅
2. Fried fresh okra or squash?✅
3. Made homemade soup? ✅
4. Fried chicken? ✅
5. Made spaghetti sauce from scratch? ✅
6. Made homemade rolls or cinnamon rolls? ✅
7. Baked a cake from scratch?❌
8. Made icing from scratch?❌
9. Cooked a pot roast with all the veggies?✅
10. Made chili from scratch?✅
11. Made a meatloaf?✅
12. Made homemade potato salad?✅
13. Made mac/cheese from scratch?✅
14. Made a Jell-O salad? ❌
15. Made Chicken Pot Pie? ✅
16. Made fudge? ❌
17. Made cookies from scratch? ✅
18. Cooked a pot of dried beans?✅
19. Cooked a pot of greens?✅
20. Made cornbread from scratch?✅
21. Make a pie dough from scratch? ✅
22. Cooked a whole turkey?✅
23. Snapped green beans & cooked them?✅
24. Made mashed potatoes from scratch? ✅
25. Prepared a meal for 30 plus people? ❌
26. Made homemade dumplings? ✅
27. Made pancakes from scratch? ✅
28. Roasted vegetables in oven vs boiling them? ✅
29. Made homemade baked apple pies? ✅
30. Made Banana pudding from scratch? ✅
31. Made tuna or chicken salad? ✅
32. Fried fish? ✅
33. Made baked beans? ✅
34. Made ice cream from scratch? ✅
35. Made jam or jelly? ❌
36. Zested an orange or lemon? ✅
37. Made a pot of grits? ❌
38. Made an omelet? ✅
39. Made homemade pizza? ✅
40. Lived in a house without a dishwasher? ✅
41. Made homemade lasagna? ✅
22” Blue Weber Kettle with SnS insert
Kamado Joe Jr with Kick Ash Basket
Char-Broil Smartchef Tru Infrared Gasser
Anovo Hot Tub Time Machine with Custom Hot Tub
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Made biscuits from scratch?✅
2. Fried fresh okra or squash?✅
3. Made homemade soup? ✅
4. Fried chicken? ✅
5. Made spaghetti sauce from scratch? ✅
6. Made homemade rolls or cinnamon rolls? ✅
7. Baked a cake from scratch?✅
8. Made icing from scratch?✅
9. Cooked a pot roast with all the veggies?✅
10. Made chili from scratch?✅
11. Made a meatloaf?✅
12. Made homemade potato salad?✅
13. Made mac/cheese from scratch?✅
14. Made a Jell-O salad? ❌
15. Made Chicken Pot Pie? ✅
16. Made fudge? ✅
17. Made cookies from scratch? ✅
18. Cooked a pot of dried beans?✅
19. Cooked a pot of greens?✅
20. Made cornbread from scratch?✅
21. Make a pie dough from scratch? ✅
22. Cooked a whole turkey?✅
23. Snapped green beans & cooked them?✅
24. Made mashed potatoes from scratch? ✅
25. Prepared a meal for 30 plus people? ✅
26. Made homemade dumplings? ✅
27. Made pancakes from scratch? ✅
28. Roasted vegetables in oven vs boiling them? ✅
29. Made homemade baked apple pies? ✅
30. Made Banana pudding from scratch? ❌
31. Made tuna or chicken salad? ✅
32. Fried fish? ✅
33. Made baked beans? ✅
34. Made ice cream from scratch? ✅
35. Made jam or jelly? ✅
36. Zested an orange or lemon? ✅
37. Made a pot of grits? ✅
38. Made an omelet? ✅
39. Made homemade pizza? ✅
40. Lived in a house without a dishwasher? ✅
41. Made homemade lasagna? ✅
#14 only tasted from my gram’s
#30 when monkeys fly out of my backside. I detest bananas.
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Made biscuits from scratch?✅
2. Fried fresh okra or squash?✅
3. Made homemade soup? ✅
4. Fried chicken? ✅
5. Made spaghetti sauce from scratch? ✅
6. Made homemade rolls or cinnamon rolls? ✅
7. Baked a cake from scratch?✅
8. Made icing from scratch?✅
9. Cooked a pot roast with all the veggies?❌
10. Made chili from scratch?✅
11. Made a meatloaf?✅
12. Made homemade potato salad?✅
13. Made mac/cheese from scratch?✅
14. Made a Jell-O salad? ✅
15. Made Chicken Pot Pie? ✅
16. Made fudge? ✅
17. Made cookies from scratch? ✅
18. Cooked a pot of dried beans?❌
19. Cooked a pot of greens?✅
20. Made cornbread from scratch?✅
21. Make a pie dough from scratch? ✅
22. Cooked a whole turkey?✅
23. Snapped green beans & cooked them?✅
24. Made mashed potatoes from scratch? ✅
25. Prepared a meal for 30 plus people? ❌
26. Made homemade dumplings? ✅
27. Made pancakes from scratch? ✅
28. Roasted vegetables in oven vs boiling them? ✅
29. Made homemade baked apple pies? ✅
30. Made Banana pudding from scratch? ❌
31. Made tuna or chicken salad? ✅
32. Fried fish? ✅
33. Made baked beans? ❌
34. Made ice cream from scratch? ✅
35. Made jam or jelly? ❌
36. Zested an orange or lemon? ✅
37. Made a pot of grits? ✅
38. Made an omelet? ✅
39. Made homemade pizza? ✅
40. Lived in a house without a dishwasher? ✅
41. Made homemade lasagna? ✅
I’ve done most.
Random thoughts…
9. Meat and vegetables get cooked separately. One instance where the product is not greater than the sum of its parts. Not really a fan of beef stew either.
14. I make a jello salad that has a pretzel crust and strawberries that is delicious
18. eww. Why would I do that? Beans are gross.
25. Worked in restaurants in my younger days, but I don’t think that counts.
26. I’ve made dumplings, but not well. I buy dried ones from the Amish market nowadays
30. chocolate pudding, yes. Banana, no.
33. See #18
35. On my “someday” list. But, as John Fogerty sang… Someday Never Comes
Regarding stew/pot roast: I’ve decided that there are vegetables that make the gravy, and vegetables that are eaten with the meat. Now I do the mirepoix with mushrooms, cook the roast, then strain that, and cook carrots and potatoes in the gravy for the last half hour. MUCH better.
2 don't like okra, grilled but have not fried squash
12 don't like potato salad
14 Just say no to jello salad, its the food of terrorists
19 I don't eat greens, might have helped cook them at Thanksgiving but don't remember
25 The most I've cooked for is 20-25
30 I want to, just haven't yet. Love good banana pudding
35 Never made jam or jelly, lots of friends give it to me
34? - not myself but helped dad make ice cream from scratch as a kid
Lang 48 inch Deluxe Patio Model (burns hickory splits)
PK 360 (burns premium lump charcoal with wood chunks)
28 inch Blackstone Griddle (propane)
Rubs I love:
Yardbird by Plow Boys
Killer Hogs by Malcom Reed
AP Rub by Malcom Reed
Meat Church (any)
Three Little Pigs Memphis Style for ribs
Would love to try Meathead's commercial rub
Sauces I love:
Gates'
Joe's
Pa & Ma's
Killer Hogs Vinegar Sauce
Disposable Equipment I use:
Disposable cutting boards
Tumbleweed chimney starters
Aluminum foil
Aluminum pans (half and full)
Latex gloves
Diamond Kosher Salt
Vice-President of BBQ Security, Roy
He's a pure-bred North American Brown Dog
He loves rawhide chewies
My wife calls me "Teddy" and I call her "Princess" and that's where "mrteddyprincess" comes from.
I notice "Pizza French Toast" is not on that list for me to check off. Nor does "Chocolate Covered Easter Bunny Bites" make an appearance. "Smoked Jell-O" isn't on there either.
My wife tells me that I'm "not all-right." I'm beginning to believe her.
SnS Kettle
Napoleon 500 Pro gasser grill
Weber Slate 30” griddle
Gozney Arc XL pizza oven
Instant Pot Duo Crisper 8 qt
Cuisinart food processor
Kitchenaid Stand Mixer
Breville Smart toaster oven
Anova Sous vide (Pro version and Standard Version)
Cabella 15” Vacuum Sealer
Combustion Inc Wireless Probes (Gen2 upgrades)
Fireboard v2
Fireboard Spark
Fireboard Pulse (3) probes and S1G antenna
ThermoWorks RFX gateway and 2 RFX meat probes
Thermoworks IR gun
Thermoworks MK4
Thermoworks Zero
Thermoworks Signals
7 Shun knives (paring to 12" slicer)
Misen Chef's knife
Dalstrong Phantom Series Boning Knife
8-9 other knives (enough to get an eye roll from wife!)
2 Mandolins, 1 veggie spiralizer
Work Sharp E5 sharpener
Chef's Choice sharpener
Hone Rolling Sharpener
1. Made biscuits from scratch? NOPE
2. Fried fresh okra or squash? NOPE
8. Made icing from scratch? Made the cake, not the icing
14. Made a Jell-O salad? BIG NOPE!
16. Made fudge? NOPE
19. Cooked a pot of greens? Does Spinach count????
20. Made cornbread from scratch? NOPE
21. Make a pie dough from scratch? Do tarts made with a butter/flour dough count?
25. Prepared a meal for 30 plus people? Does running a night club kitchen count? Summer camp kitchen for 300 kids?
26. Made homemade dumplings? With the matzo ball camp on this one!
30. Made Banana pudding from scratch? Are sliced bananas in sour cream with sugar on top count?
35. Made jam or jelly? NOPE
37. Made a pot of grits? NOPE, not even polenta
Add to yers 8, 7, 31,
34, 35. AND, I lived in a house with a hand pump fer water in the kitchen sink, and the outhouse was aways outside from the house.
I still remember when I asked the stupidest question of my life. I was visiting my future wife, it was Winter, and she at the time was teaching in northern Canada in a remote village. Her provided housing was a cabin with an outhouse. I sat down, we talked, and then I noticed something strange propped up next to the heater. “Why,” I asked, “Do you have a toilet seat sitting next to your heater?”
PGH_RAM pretty much with you on the items except cooking for 30. Will come close this tgiving with 20. My mom was the queen of jello salads, guess they were cheap to make.
Items I have never done.
14. Made a Jell-O salad? I’ve made jell-o with fruit in bottom, but not those yucky jell-o salads from years past.
19. Cooked a pot of greens? Live in NW Oregon, although dad is from south
25. Prepared a meal for 30 plus people? Possibly, but can’t remember how many total, I know I’ve cooked for big family gatherings
37. Made a pot of grits? Same as 19, no reason to have made them yet. Mom always thought they were yuck.
Almost thought it got me on #30 but then I remembered way back when I made one. Once. I think this either confirms that I like to play with food, or I'm old. No comments from Uncle Bob on the being old part.
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