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    Damn cat.

    Sam, our cat, ate the entire bark off the flat of the brisket I was making for our dinner party tonight. I was letting it cool down a bit before putting it oven to hold. Sam saw his chance and took it. The puke in the living room indicates he wasn’t too pleased with my efforts.

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    #2
    Bad Cat!

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      #3
      And they say cats don't bark.

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      • tbob4
        tbob4 commented
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        Bad!!!!! Hahahahaha

      #4
      Like his look says, he doesn’t care. What are you going to do for him now.🙂

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        I'm guessing there is a different meat on the menu tonight! ;-)

      #5
      At least he has good taste...

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        #6
        Don't worry about Sam being deterred from snarfing down your next culinary masterpiece just because the brisket made him puke. Cats seem to be wired to eat just about anything without giving much thought to just how good or bad it might be for them. If what they have eaten eventually comes out the rear end, then it must have been good for a cat. If it comes out the front end, then it wasn't ... so don't be insulted. Sam's gut made the call ... and will do so again at the very next opportunity ... and the one after that ... and the one after that ... ad nauseam ... ...

        Whew! All that typing just to finally get to say "ad nauseam" ... finally!

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        • Mr. Bones
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          Yup, Mike. Affirm, Affirm...

          Smokey will eat stuff with astonishin (WELL above most humon's) (<ptuii, gack) tolerance levels of capsaican, an never even blink)

          Mewls fer more, an keeps it all down. I musta raised him right, mebbe.

          Helluva Wingman, I am Truly Blessed...

          Nice 'Ad Nauseam', btw, Amigo...

          I fling it out there into th mix, now, an again...

          exempli gratia: "etc., usw., ad nauseam", most often, I reckon...
          Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 26, 2021, 09:39 AM. Reason: a vs u :o

        #7
        I feel so close to you right now.

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          #8
          And Sam the cat is still alive. I would think Sam just used up all 7 lives.
          It appears you are a good servant to Sam the cat.

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            #9
            Seen in a store - “I like cats, I just can’t eat a whole one”

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            • dubob
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              Son-inlaw has a bumper sticker that says:
              "I like cat - let's exchange recipes!"
              Works for me. 😄

            #10
            Dogs have owners, cats have staff!!

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            • Mr. Bones
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              Lovin me this one, Brother!!!!

              You So Right!!!

            #11
            He puked it up? Looks like ....wait for it.....your bark is worse than his bite. (I had to)

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            • wu7y
              wu7y commented
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              I can't give this more than one like with the button but this is one of the better ones I have seen here. +++++ Good one!

            #12
            Hate my cats... waiting for them to die off on their own, since The Wife won't let me use them for target practice.

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            • Draznnl
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              And they make such good clay pigeon replacements.

              Yes, I still remember a lot of the jokes from "The Official I Hate Cats Book" a college GF once got me.

            #13
            Did you expect something different? It is a cat.

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            • Mr. Bones
              Mr. Bones commented
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              <interject>DUH!!!</interject> LOL
              Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 26, 2021, 09:51 AM.

            #14
            The Trouble with a kitten is that . . . It grows up to be a Cat

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              #15
              That is one damn good looking cat.

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