STUDY: Eating THIS food will shorten your life by 6 minutes (but eating THAT food will add 33 minutes!)

[latenight71]

It's the best 8 minutes and 8 seconds of my day . . .

[Potkettleblack]

They can pry my bacon from my young, greasy but dead hands.

[Stuey1515]

Hmmm, *puts pencil behind ear, grabs abacus, furrows brow, furiously sliding beads*
Huzzah!!! I'm currently living my third incarnation 🤣🤣🤣

[Panhead John]

If that was true I shoulda been dead 10 years ago.

[FireMan]

So, if I have a hot dog fer breakfast & have PB&J fer lunch I’m doin ok. Dinner might be a problem.

[HawkerXP]

We all know what they are saying......"everything in moderation". My good friend whom I consider a brother tells everyone whom he might be invited to eat a meal with "just make stuff a 5 year old will eat". I worry about him and his diet but what can you really do if this is what he wants.

[Mr. Bones]

This is sad, Brother...

Eatin is one of th most glorious, an momentous pleasures of our lives...neck an neck, mebbe even surpasses sex...

Take that away, especial both, an Dr. Bones'll helpfully prescibe me a 230 gr. Z-PAK dose of .45 ACP...

[DavidNorcross]

The older I get the more I agree with you Mr. Bones

[smokenoob]

so let me see…….a long miserable life or a shorter happy life…..no brainer!

[FireMan]

Yer old enough, have at it!

[JohnPaul]

Hmm, according to that list I'm dead already. Who knew.

[FireMan]

Yer another one, so why give a rip!

[Oak Smoke]

We’ve had 4 days of all day driving in the last week. I averaged 3 out of 4 of those every day. Can you imagine life without bacon double cheese burgers. I do eat a banana every day. After being retired for 4 years I’m sure stress will kill you long before food does.

[texastweeter]

Pretty sure those are negligible compared to some of the stuff I did in college.

[Panhead John]

Got any stories you can share with us TT?

[texastweeter]

Panhead John buddy of mine though it would be funny to put acid in my whataburger, then drop me off at the city Square during a Christmas celebration.

[FireMan]

Yup, we got bumped by a spammer! But this is a fun thread.
How’s this fer a way of life, it oughta just about cure everything:
Monday - Vegan
Tuesday - Paleo
Wednesday - Vegetarian
Thursday - Keto
Friday - Mediterranean
Saturday - Fast
Sunday - Let er Rip, Wibs, pizza, bacon, Fritos, ice cream etc.

[smokenoob]

No!
how bout:
Monday: what ever makes ya happy
Tuesday: whatever makes ya happy
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.Monday: what ever makes ya happy

[Bkhuna]

I'll wait a year until a new study refutes it and tells me what I want to hear.