January 28, 2019 by The Generalissimo
Roast Pig Image Used Under Creative Commons License From pinterest.com
My Citizens, gather and pay heed! Trance upon the mellifluous and dulcet tones of your all-encompassing Leader – the mighty TFD! – as He energizes your body and soul with His gustatory knowledge and wisdom alike!
As you may know, Chinese New Year approaches with rapidity – and this is the year of the Pig!
The porcine splendor of this momentous occasion has not escaped the notice of the ever-vigilant Generalissimo – and as such, a thought has manifested itself within Me!
I hereby and hereon formally declare with all the majesty of My office that the next week shall be filled with recipes of the most awesome nature – seven recipes for whole hog cookery! I am especially pleased to share the image above, as it was actually the very first image I *EVER* posted here on TFD as part of my original manifesto – post № 1! Full circle indeed.
Buckle in, Citizens – whole hog is not for the timid of spirit, but I will show you the only true path to glory with recipes from all over the world guaranteed to test your culinary mettle and BBQ mastery!
Yes, the week of "Divine Swine" has now officially begun! Of this, take due notice and comport yourselves accordingly!
I HAVE SPOKEN!
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