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    Butt Crack

    I thought that might get your attention...😜

    Ever have your butt split during a smoke? Click image for larger version

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    #2
    Keep your pants up and no one will notice.

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      #3
      I came here expecting to see a plumber at work in your house.

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      • RonB
        RonB commented
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        After seeing the title, I knew you'd be one of the first to comment.

      #4
      Let me answer your question, NO.

      Do Ihave theories? Sure. Fumbled during handling is the most likely I can come up with. It may have been dropped, resulting in a weak fault line.

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        #5
        My goodness, I can’t unsee that! I’ll never look at a butt the same!

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          #6
          Haven’t personally seen it. Maybe you discovered the kid’s secret fireworks cache?

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            #7
            Sounds like a reason to quit smoking.

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            • ofelles
              ofelles commented
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              That depends on the quality of what you're smoking and how big you rolled it 🙃

            #8
            Put a thong on it first

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              #9
              It looks like a knife cut to me.
              I think it was made during butchering or trimming.

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              • fkrall
                fkrall commented
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                I hate to be a party pooper, but your speculation seems logical. Anyone else have any thoughts? Any impact on the cook?

              • bbqLuv
                bbqLuv commented
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                Tie'er up with butcher string.
                That's it, tie up and get your rub on.

              #10
              Any of y'all remember Dan Ackroyd's SNL plumber's butt crack? LOL!

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              • PGH_RAM
                PGH_RAM commented
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                "Joe Cracko, refrigerator repairman." Classic.

              #11
              Not in the 100+ I’ve cooked. I think that butt is exceptional. LOL

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                #12
                Where else do you put the temp probe?

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                • smokenoob
                  smokenoob commented
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                  reminds me of the joke how do you tell the difference between a oral thermometer and a “butt” thermometer.

                #13
                A solution;
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                • bbqLuv
                  bbqLuv commented
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                  That is just weird.

                • Panhead John
                  Panhead John commented
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                  Once you get it on, you hardly know it’s there.

                #14
                You got me with the click bait on this one Great title on this thread.

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                  #15
                  Thought you were going to comment on my plumber Eric.

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