Help me understand this salad thing....

[Uncle Bob]

I'm struggling here...

[Alan Brice]

Too much calcium Bob. Plus it is very difficult to chew.

[Jerod Broussard]

I definitely picked up on the increased calcium content.

[Ace]

Needs more bacon... 😎

[Draznnl]

Yup, less calcium and more bacon.

[holehogg]

Check out the rub and seasoning used, might need some minor adjustments.

[Alan Brice]

Hey! Blast from the past. How ya been. Great to see ya got a minute for a lookey loo n a Like.

[Huskee]

Great to see you!

[Spinaker]

Yeah! I had to check the date on this post! Great to see you again!

[ItsAllGoneToTheDogs]

That ALMOST looks like the burger at the superbowl that was $180... for $180 you can call it a salad, you can call it whatever you want.

[bbqLuv]

$180 for a burger? I saw that, Wholey Moly Crapoly.
More money than brains.

[dubob]

Superbowl??? Was that a cooking show I missed? And there ain't a hamburger in the world that is worth $180.

[ItsAllGoneToTheDogs]

dubob https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...per-bowl-food/ the only people I saw eating them at the game were influencers and the onlyfans crowd

[yakima]

You actually have it exactly right. Steer eats grains and vegetables, which are digested and incorporated into the meat. Dairy cow, same for cheese. Same for bacon. Quit trying to pose a solution in search of a problem.

[STEbbq]

Probably need to remove the bun and fix it, yes?

[Alan Brice]

Is that similar to the cooked starch thingamajig?

[carolts]

I find the bun totally unnecessary.

[bbqLuv]

Not a bun person I take it.

[Huskee]

Great to see you again Carol.

[Steve B]

That’s my kind of salad. 💪🏼

[SheilaAnn]

Food styling…. All the lettuce and other ingredients are behind the sandwich. Turn the photo a bit….retake.

[bbqLuv]

Nailed it

[bbqLuv]

Maybe the problem is them sesame seeds? Not sure.
Definitely not a tossed salad.

[texastweeter]

Yeah seeds are bad for inflammation

[sclawrence2013]

I don't understand your struggle. I see nothing wrong with this beautiful salad you have before you.

[BKYDBBQ]

I view myself as a second degree vegan. I eat the things that eat the vegetables...

[gboss]

d^2v/dx^2 or f''(v), depending on which notation you prefer.

[Oak Smoke]

I’d eat that! I’m pretty sure it would take a couple of days but it looks so good. My typical answer when ask if there’ll be something a vegan could have is “yes, onions”.

[texastweeter]

I've seen you eat. While not on Panhead John level you can put it away with the best of em.

[FireMan]

Is this a poll? I vote with STEbbq !!!
Lose the bun❣️

[synodog]

I fail to see the problem with that salad.

[RonB]

If I ate that, I'd definitely have a bone to pick with you. But in a good way.