Mug Brownie adapted from "You Suck at Cooking"

[Jerod Broussard]

He uses blueberries and I don't care enough for blueberries to use for this.

I'm using 1000W Toshiba microwave that is 2 years old.

3 Tablespoons All-Purpose Flour
3 Tablespoons Brown Sugar (any type)
3 Tablespoons Unsweetened Cocoa Powder (don't take a mouthful of this to see if it is sweet or not, just read the label)
3 Tablespoons Unsalted Melted Butter
3.5 Tablespoons +/- Whole Milk
Pinch of Sea Salt

Combine ingredients in a mug and stir up into a batter. Microwave for 80 seconds. (I place a paper towel on top the mug, not sure if it is necessary, I just hate uncovered things in the "wave.")
Let cool for 10 minutes after "waving."

Enjoy.

[58limited]

His youtube channel is hilarious.

[Jerod Broussard]

Insane how much water he can drain from a carrot.

[jfmorris]

I am so trying this tonight after dinner!

[Jerod Broussard]

For Chocolate Chips

3 Tablespoons All-Purpose Flour
1 Tablespoon Brown Sugar (any type)
3 Tablespoons Unsweetened Cocoa Powder
3 Tablespoons Unsalted Melted Butter
4 Tablespoons Whole Milk
2 Pinches of Sea Salt
2 Full Tablespoons Chocolate chips evenly distributed across the surface and pressed down into the Abyss

85 seconds....10 minute rest.

[texastweeter]

Now find a microwave brisket recipe

[Mosca]

Shoot, dood. You don’t need a recipe to cut a brisket into 1” cubes and pop them into a microwave. High heat, stir every 5 minutes or so to make sure they’re cooking evenly.

Let us know how it turns out!

[snowswamp]

“Unsweetened Cocoa Powder (don't take a mouthful of this to see if it is sweet or not, just read the label)”. Memories.

Every kid: “Can I have some chocolate powder!”
Every parent: “It’s unsweetened. You won’t like it.”
Kid: “PLEASE!!””
Parent hands kid small spoon full and watches a wide eyed face of excitement turn into a puckered face of regret.

[WI Bubba]

That's how I learned. That's how my kids learned. That's how their kids will learn.