What is the name of your smoker?

[Ann-Marie in the backyard]

This is Blooregard Q. Kazoo, on its first cook -- roasting Hatch green chiles. Not a full-on smoker yet, but I'm waiting for the FireBoard and fan to do the conversion.

[FireMan]

What a great color!

[Schwyy]

i generally start to form my comments before I even finish the first sentence... before I saw it was your first cook I was going to say you should start a grill cleaning company! i love the look of that cooker!!

[Sweaty Paul]

Thats a great color!

[RonB]

I've only got one, and it answers no matter what I call it.

Almost forgot the lonely and unused since I bought the Kettle Cookshack Electric smoker. I'd sell it, but I know I wouldn't get anywhere close to what it's worth. So it sits in the far corner of the deck covered and neglected...

[Jerod Broussard]

No kids so they get named after me. And yes, this was custom.

[Henrik]

Dang it Jerod, spending all that cash on a custom job like that. Stylin', profilin', livin' da vida loca ;-)

[Skip]

Well this in definitely and interesting topic for discussion. However, if I named them I'd have to count them...so how's the weather where you're at today?

[Sweaty Paul]

Haven't named my cookers. However, all navigation systems are "Gertrude."

[Spinaker]

BGE: Marta
BGE 2: Gratia
KJ Jr.: Little Boy
PBC (with stacks): Rick James
PBC (Home): Lil Smokey
PBC (On the Hog Farm): Squeal Tamer
KBQ: Billy

[hoovarmin]

OK, I gotta know what inspired you to name your PBC "Rick James?" Spinaker

[Spinaker]

Oh you know, "I’m Rick James........"

hoovarmin

[hoovarmin]

LOL, Spin, I was gonna quote Dave Chappelle. That's good stuff.

[jerrybell]

No names just refer to them as The Pellet Cooker, The Gas Grill, and The Charcoal Grill.

[FireMan]

Simple, cool!

[JimLinebarger]

I didn't name mine since that would make them more like family. Then I would feel guilty leaving them outside all year. They are at least covered.

[FireMan]

Yer a bear & ya feel guilty about leaving yer kids outside?

[JimLinebarger]

Mr. FireMan , if you are not careful, you will get me to rethink my whole philosophy of "family" and how to deal with them. "Leave the kids outside?" I didn't realize that was an option. (smile starts showing on my face)(Wait, has anyone seen a bear smile?)

[mrteddyprincess]

The Lang is named Kenny II. PK 360 doesn't have a name.

[mrteddyprincess]

HotSun "Kenny" is the name of my brother neighbor who lived next door to me for 15 years. I lived in his garage and he lived at my house. He was the brother I never had. He was a welder by trade and helped me modify my first cheap offset smoker to make it reverse flow. He died unexpectedly in 2018 of the flu. He was 50. Man, I miss Kenny. Kenny I was the cheap offset he helped me modify.

[JGo37]

I even think some folks here know mine...
My crazy red-head is Lucille:


Her partner in crime is Louie (I am in the Lou, after all...):



My rectangular custom is Dutch, named after Alan Tudyk's character in Transformers. Dutch wants to atone for his history of terrible cooks before he was 'modified':



And Chucky, who is named after the cut, which he is great at, the horror movie movie star much like his personality, and the compact if not still impressive Jon Gruden:



My portable propane gasser tabletop is named Gasser, my 'turkey roaster tripod' that I light coals with is named Torch:


And my Blackstone is name Kurt:


(figure it out... LoL)

This is all normal, right?

[hoovarmin]

I'm not sure there's anything normal about any of us, which is why I like it here.

[FireMan]

That was the biggest laugh I’ve had in a few days following youse guys.

[mnavarre]

From right to left: Olga, Possibly Nigel, Dizzy, and Beloved Prep Table.



And then Junior and GriddleBot-36Million.

[FireMan]

What a cool name, Possibly Nigel!

[pjlstrat]

Sorry, boring here...Primo is called Primo.....Weber Genesis is called gasser.

[TripleB]

And I assume the pup is called "Whitey" and the big brown lab "Brownie".

[pjlstrat]

TripleB Good guess, but no, I was not allowed to participate in the pup naming,,,,,,Wonder why? Chocolate is Tucker and Yellow is Grady.

[TripleB]

The only name I have given to one of my smokers is to my Backyard Jambo Smoker. I call it J.T.

[Henrik]

Well, I only name my offsets, the rest of them are kind of anonymous. So we have Rude Boy (the big'un),




...and Slick Rick (the latest addition).

[Fire Chicken]

Like the diesel stack! Very original.

[FireMan]

And now Rude Boy is in someone else’s hands.

[Killa J]

My pellet grill is Grilla J. I haven’t named my Good One Marshall yet.