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    Why do bears poop in the woods?

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    Yes, it's real: Columbia Sportswear and Breakside Brewery brewed a beer with bear poop

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    #2
    Just because you CAN do something does not mean that you SHOULD

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      #3
      I thought that was a Pope thing, and that bears are Catholic...

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      #4
      also, the answer to the eternal question just for CaptainMike

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        #5
        Why? Because they can just like the coffee beans that are gathered from the poop of a jungle cat and an elephant. No thank you to any of this.

        BTW, I have been told that certain beers taste like horse pee and I have always wondered how these people know what that taste like!
        Last edited by Purc; January 28, 2026, 11:12 AM.

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        • Ace
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          Blind taste tests... :-)

        #6
        Because we can...

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          #7
          A better version of PBR.

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          • bbqLuv
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            Shame on you for even suggesting that

          • RichieB
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            I have no shame.

          • klflowers
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            Now this is funny.

          #8
          Did they find the poop with little bells in it and smells like pepper spray?

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            #9
            And on the tundra

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              #10
              ​Coffee from Civet Droppings for morning coffee and Beer from Bear Scat for the evenings. It gives meaning to the phrase "I'm having a $h1tty day!"

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              Have fun!
              Last edited by bep35; January 28, 2026, 01:20 PM.

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              • Alan Brice
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                Nummy Nummmms

              • wu7y
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                One wonders who discovered that and why they thought it would be a good idea.

              • Waster
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                It was the local Indonesians who discovered it - when under Danish rule they were not allowed to have the local coffee (the pesky Danes wanted it all) - they found the beans in the poop after the civet ate the coffee cherries and (hopefully) cleaned, roasted and brewed. Apparently the Danes tried it & were then smitten.

                I'm lucky to have an Indonesian wife who brought me back a kg of Kopi Luwak whole beans - which I grind & make - it really is super smooth and not bitter at all

              #11
              While one of my favorite beers has civet poop as an ingredient, I don't think I would try this one. I can kinda get on board with the whole civet coffee thing (though why they haven't just created an artificial acid/fermentation mixture that mimics the digestive tract of the cat I dunno...), but I can't figure out what supposed benefit there is to bear poop?

              Seriously though, if you can find a bottle of Brunch Weasel it's worth the very high cost to at least try it with some friends

              Beer Geek Brunch Weasel | Mikkeller ApS | BeerAdvocate

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                #12
                Has anybody asked the magic question? Does anybody with a reasoning mind give a rip about crap in beer?

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                • CaptainMike
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                  Or crappy beer for that matter. I'm looking at you, Coors Light and PBR...

                • Panhead John
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                  Hey!!! What the……😳

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                I WISH bears would poop in the woods and STAY OFF MY LAWN! Click image for larger version

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                • smokenoob
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                  Finster Screen room not insurable and often gone after a storm…. 💨

                • bep35
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                  Isn't that a bear toilet? Does a bear poop in the pool?

                • smokenoob
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                  bep35 no, I put up a sign “No Pooping in Pool”

                #14
                Q: why do bears poop in the woods? A: to get to the other side.

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                • bbqLuv
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                  Thank you so much for the answer to this question.

                #15
                I don't rightly know, but its being said they're not potty trained.

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