In any case, I tossed the package in the trash so the cats wouldn't get it and hide under the bed for the next five years.
After I ate the salmon (so good), I jolted upright. Hey....waitaminute.... I bolted to the kitchen trashcan and retrieved the now-crumbled packaging. Yes, it did say what I thought it did!
Here we go:
Fresh Atlantic Salmon
Farm-Raised
Product of Chile
I'll give you a moment. Don't see it? Consider a map of South America. On what ocean does Chile border?

Yes, yes, I'm being utterly pedantic. Of course, it is salmon, originally native to the Atlantic, now bred in farms in Chile, whose only coastline borders a completely different ocean.
But....it has the ring of something like....Fresh Alaskan Cod, Farm-Raised, Product of Texas.

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