I give you condiment udders.

[Michael_in_TX]

Hey, you clicked this post. I saw it so now you have to, too.

Science journalist Bethany Brookshire is traveling in Germany. In the Frankfurt airport, she came across these condiment....udders.



What is that internet joke? The American mind cannot comprehend this?

[Steve R.]

Think of all the people who are learning to milk a cow and don't even realize it. 😃

Seriously, though, a lot of fast food places have the dispensers that work the same way, but do the work for you when you push the button.

[Hulagn1971]

Udderly weird.

[Ace]

Condiment cannons for the next cafeteria food fight.

[Mosca]

I’ve seen those before, I’m not sure where. Portillo’s?

[SheilaAnn]

NOT ‘tillo’s…… no way….. ha!

[Mosca]

I didn’t think so, but I still think it was when we were visiting my sister in Wood Dale. At first I thought it was in a stadium, but that would be mayhem.

[Donw]

Having experienced the ritual of people debarking their flights many, many times I sincerely hope that people flying through Frankfurt airport are fastidious in washing their hands before eating.

[Richard Chrz]

Yeah, no way would I use those.

[HawkerXP]

It's the same people using these who drink from airport water fountains!

[Oak Smoke]

No, No, No! No way! I dated a crazy woman that would have pulled her lipstick from her purse and drawn a perfect set of lip impressions half way up one of those. I can see her doing it. Those need to stay over there.

[SheilaAnn]

🤢🤢🤢

[Santamarina]

This summer we were cruising through the Smoky Mountains and grabbed lunch at this barbecue/burger joint. They had a “Condiment Cow” with barbecue sauce, mayo, mustard, and ketchup.

I guess this is how they roll in the mountains of Tennessee!

It was actually pretty fun to use. I told my boys it was practice for working on a farm.

[Michael_in_TX]

"Just a light squeeze will do!" I am sure there are a thousand reasons for that sign.

[Murdy]

So, I assume for the ketchup you feed the cows tomatoes, but what about the other stuff?

[dpearce]

The lonely bottle of Siracha in the background... Almost like it wanted an 'udder' as well, but didn't make the cut.

[Michael_in_TX]

I know I saw that....it's too good for the udder treatment!

[Huskee]

I much prefer lever action, such as on the ketchup dispenser at McD's, thanks.

[Duanessmokedmeats]

Those are udderly ridiculous....

[Michael_in_TX]

You win the internet.