...in case it's been on your mind. No, no, it was my wife. It was like a microwave IED. Good thing the microwave is like one of those containers the cops use to explode explosives safely. Seriously, it was like a SNL skit!
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They blow up in those handy little egg-poaching plastic miracle poachers too. My problem was that I thought I just did it wrong the first time, so I had to blow up another one just to prove that I love to clean the microwave! What a mess!Comment
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We had a flight attendant (during the Atkins craze) put two packages of bacon on paper towels in the mircowave set it for 20 minuets and walk away. Luckly this was in the hangars kitchen and not on the plane. Had to chuck that microwave.
She also did the same thing with a bag of popcorn. That one brought the fire department. Had to chuck that microwave.Comment
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Ever put one of those marshmallow Easter Peeps in a microwave? Try it sometime, they grow to be about 20 times their original size. You wind up with giant, misshapen, mutant Peeps. Scares the crap out of the kiddies when they see them in their Easter basket.Comment
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This thread is getting good. Has great potential. I mean scaring the crap out of kids & destroying microwaves. Yeah! Let's hear more.Comment
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Dog, cats, kids, peeps, microwaves, what's the difference! It's all a blast! 🙀 ♨ï¸Comment
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Many years ago when young and (more) stupid as well as under the affluence of incohol I found that if you microwaved an uncooked shell on egg for just the correct amount of seconds, you could serve it to your drunken buddies as boiled eggs and when they cracked them open they literally ended up with egg on their faces!
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Years back during a Vikings football half time we were bored and got talking about things that work and don't work in the MW.
So we wrapped a raw egg in two layers of baggies and stuck in the MW, hit a time and watched it do nothing, added more time and hit the start button, it took about 25 seconds to finally go.
Wife walked in just as the egg and plastic baggies turned into microscopic sized bits.
Thank goodness my buddy and I were in the HVAC business and knew how to disassemble that MW, while hearing the wife's comments on all this.
I am still forbidden from using a MW with out supervision.
Al
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Never tried it but I've heard that a rolled up piece of aluminum foil puts on a spectacular light show right before it fries your microwave and sets your kitchen on fire. Definitely something no one should try.Comment
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semisolid liquid in a slightly impermeable not not quickly impermeable and brittle shell, increasing temperature of lopsided molecules creating steam of the residual water. yeah,. explosion imminent.Originally posted by Ribber View PostComment
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