Or maybe I should ask How Would YOU Troll a Cooking Competition Show Host / Celebrity Chef?
Ever since I started reading the AR free site and joined the pitmaster club I have found myself watching food shows, cooking competition shows, etc... with a different degree of scrutiny. I then went through the mental gymnastics of who was right, Gordon Ramsey or Meathead or Kenji or... well you get the picture...
My anxiety has finally calmed down a little and now I find the shows fun and I'm not so critical. Kind of like when you first started to think you were good a BBQ and then slammed any restaurant's BBQ for not being as good as yours instead of just shutting up and enjoying a meal out with friends and family... anyway I digress...
I especially find it amusing when a person with no or little culinary background informs Gordon Ramsey that he is right and Gordon is wrong... or any of the other chefs for that matter....
But that got me to thinking: If I was on these shows and I didn't care about my own well being, how would I troll these guys?
Some thoughts:
Gordon Ramsey: There's too much juice coming from this steak... YOU DIDN'T LET IT REST!
Nate: Meathead proved that's a myth!
Gordon Ramsey: WHY THE $#%^ ARE YOU PUTTING THAT STEAK IN THE OVEN WITHOUT SEARING IT FIRST... YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE ALL THE JUICE.
Nate: Haven't you heard of Reverse Sear? Learned about it from Meathead!
Host: You have 1 hour to prepare your signature dish
Nate: I'm going to need about 7 hours.
Host: WTH?
Nate: You can't hurry ribs! Meathead even wrote a song about it!
Nate: *Presents to the hosts a platter with little ingredient bowls of Egg, Cream, Sugar, Vanilla, Milk, Salt
Host: WHAT THE H3LL IS THAT?
Nate: Deconstructed Ice Cream
I have a whole list of these things from dry brining to sous vide....
What are some ways YOU would troll a cooking competition host?
Ever since I started reading the AR free site and joined the pitmaster club I have found myself watching food shows, cooking competition shows, etc... with a different degree of scrutiny. I then went through the mental gymnastics of who was right, Gordon Ramsey or Meathead or Kenji or... well you get the picture...
My anxiety has finally calmed down a little and now I find the shows fun and I'm not so critical. Kind of like when you first started to think you were good a BBQ and then slammed any restaurant's BBQ for not being as good as yours instead of just shutting up and enjoying a meal out with friends and family... anyway I digress...
I especially find it amusing when a person with no or little culinary background informs Gordon Ramsey that he is right and Gordon is wrong... or any of the other chefs for that matter....
But that got me to thinking: If I was on these shows and I didn't care about my own well being, how would I troll these guys?
Some thoughts:
Gordon Ramsey: There's too much juice coming from this steak... YOU DIDN'T LET IT REST!
Nate: Meathead proved that's a myth!
Gordon Ramsey: WHY THE $#%^ ARE YOU PUTTING THAT STEAK IN THE OVEN WITHOUT SEARING IT FIRST... YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE ALL THE JUICE.
Nate: Haven't you heard of Reverse Sear? Learned about it from Meathead!
Host: You have 1 hour to prepare your signature dish
Nate: I'm going to need about 7 hours.
Host: WTH?
Nate: You can't hurry ribs! Meathead even wrote a song about it!
Nate: *Presents to the hosts a platter with little ingredient bowls of Egg, Cream, Sugar, Vanilla, Milk, Salt
Host: WHAT THE H3LL IS THAT?
Nate: Deconstructed Ice Cream
I have a whole list of these things from dry brining to sous vide....
What are some ways YOU would troll a cooking competition host?
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