BBQ Fails

[Panhead John]

Wanna feel really good about your cooking skills? Watch this video, it’s 9 minutes long but very entertaining. There’s a few that involve drinking and gasoline. What could possibly go wrong? 🙄

[tstalafuse]

Everything will be okay as long as you ask the other person to hold your beer...

[Smoker_Boy]

Never use your beer to put out a fire.

[Smoker_Boy]

Panhead John - Nimrods and dillweeds.

[Draznnl]

Of course not. Smoker_Boy. That’s what your buddy’s beer is for.

[Alan Brice]

Love, love, love the bikini grillin from twenty feet away!

[captainlee]

How can so many be so stupid? It's scary out there!!!!

[Smoker_Boy]

A good reason to empty the grease catcher.

[smokenoob]

I didn’t see anyone wearing a Gator shirt in that vid, jus sayin’……. 😂😂😂😂

[Oak Smoke]

I didn’t see an OU one either!

[Smoker_Boy]

I didn't see The Ohio State University, but I did catch a glimpse of a Michigan shirt.

[Elton's BBQ]

Haha.. I'm not alone out there..

[mrteddyprincess]

That one dumb@ss guy who lives in my neighborhood told me that about 10 years ago he cooked chicken on a gasser every Sunday for over a year without once cleaning it out. Well, he dang near burned his house down when the grease caught on fire because the grill was positioned under the eve of the house he lived in. He said that grill burned for over an hour and he was lucky that the propane line didn't get melted. He'd have been in a world of hurt.

Somehow he survived and bought a house in my neighborhood...

[fzxdoc]

OMG what a story. I hope you live several houses down the street from that guy.

K.

[mrteddyprincess]

fzxdoc the problem is he seems to be at my house ALL the time...

[Sid P]

I recall a few stories about that neighbor, B. That dude should write a book.

[Smoked Transistors]

Quoting comedian Ron White, "You can't fix stupid." There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to, stupid is forever!

[Huskee]

And stupid reproduces 6x quicker than smart!

[au4stree]

If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? So, I'll fall on the sword. This isn't the stupidest thing I've ever done, but it's darn near close to it.

In my early years (20+ years ago) I had the bright idea of putting a frozen brisket on a gasser and "smoking" it overnight. There might've been alcohol involved and some enthusiastic friends at the house. We took turns changing out the smoke chips in a foil pouch and spraying the brisket down with water and apple juice.

Needless to say, surprisingly there was a decent smoke flavor but when I tell you it was like cutting into 30-year dimensional shingles, it was the toughest piece of beef I've ever cooked. There was no saving this brisket, totally a file 13 execution. To this day, I have no idea what our expectations were, but it makes for a good story, I guess.

[bmillin]

The worst fail I have ever seen was not due to a fire failure. Crowley Lake, opening day weekend around 1988. Huge storm drain grate over an open fire, covered ,with 1 1/2" thick porterhouse steaks - maybe 20 or so. Dipshit #1 had dipshit #2 making salad. Dipshit #2 took the empty plastic bottle of dressing - a big one - and threw it into the fire under the steaks. Hilarity ensued.

[texastweeter]

Unvented cans of beanieweenys in the boyscout campfire.

[Huskee]

This reminded me of an oldy-but-goody topic of ours: https://pitmaster.amazingribs.com/fo...aps-and-oopses Browse the funny stories and share yours if you haven't already.

[Carolyn]

I had one small grease fire in my old Char-Broil. I closed the lid, turned off the tank and it was out pretty quickly. It wasn't even bad enough to ruin the food.
Some of the things these clowns were doing was off-the-chart stoopid. I noticed one segment where an observer asked if the other person was ok. As far as the others go, I don't think I would stand there and laugh as my friend caught fire.

[bbqLuv]

BBQ Fails, the life and times of bbqLuv and PBR

Thanks a lot for reminding me Panhead John

[58limited]

They really put the dumb in dumbass.