Idiot Of The Year! 🙄

[Panhead John]

Mensa called, they want your card back.

[Steve R.]

The scary thing is, by the looks of that kids' basketball goal by the garage, I think he must have reproduced.

[Davek8282]

Yep I agree, too late to start a Go Fund Me for a vasectomy

[gboss]

And therefore ineligible for a Darwin Award....

[Livermoron]

That's probably for him, so he can feel good by dunking flat-footed...

[GolfGeezer]

Uh, what prompted you to search for something like this? Learning how to use lighter fluid (NOT!) for your SnS?

[texastweeter]

Oak Smoke why I never talk financials with a cell phone in the room. My wife thought I was nuts till she started paying attention.

[Oak Smoke]

texastweeter Wow what a great idea! I never thought about that. When the wife and I are making business decisions or discussing accounts we will not have a cell phone in the room from now on. That may explain why my debit card gets hit and has to be replaced so often. Sincerely thank you.

[texastweeter]

And if you don't think the alphabet boys, mainly the ATF & IRS can't buy/get that data, your are mistaken. Oak Smoke

[captainlee]

Probably the norm now.

[RichieB]

No words.

[Smoked Transistors]

No pill for stupidity!

[bbqLuv]

There were smart pills for stupidity until the rabbit died

[Troutman]

I like his pant leg is on fire and he doesn’t even notice.

[smokenoob]

John, when did you put the paver driveway in? 😉

[Panhead John]

😂😂

[texastweeter]

Perfect! Lol.

[Mosca]

I was trying to think of something like this, but it would never have been this good.

[PGH_RAM]

As Bill Engvall used to say...here's your sign!

[texastweeter]

Lol. Dorkfish is a tag I use sometimes as well as Texastweeter

[Carolyn]

OMG, the watering can. He was in such a panic.
He should receive a fire extinguisher for his birthday.

[texastweeter]

He probably used it to flush birds from his chimney...

[Mosca]

I keep one on my deck.

[Livermoron]

Not sure he needs more stuff. This seems like the sort of guy you read about dying horrifically in a catastrophic electric toothbrush accident...

[ItsAllGoneToTheDogs]

Everyone knows the 2 best ways to throw gas into a fire is either with a plastic water bottle or a red solo cup

[texastweeter]

I have a story about that, and my buddy Jon has the scars to corroborate it.

[ItsAllGoneToTheDogs]

texastweeter when I'm really bored I leave the bottle cap on

Seriously I don't mess with gas and an already lit fire.

[Finster]

I HATE when that happens

[Donw]

Again. 🙂

[Donw]

I hope the Congressman was okay.

[RonB]

And I thought this would be John braggin'.

[Panhead John]

I wish you’d stop with your hurtful comments Ron, you know how sensitive I am…😢

[RonB]

Panhead John - then let me apologize fer my next post in advance.

[gboss]

should've gone with diesel.