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Not Quite Show Us What You're Cooking - A Spoof of SUWYC

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    #76
    How have I missed this thread all these years?!? 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣

    Went to search for pics of my last attempt at pizza - it’s what this thread was created for - but it was so bad I didn’t even take any!

    Seriously. Disaster. Even broke my pizza stone. We went out to dinner that night.

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    • SheilaAnn
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      Santamarina broke your stone? Oh no!!

    • WI Bubba
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      This thread is the only useful contribution that Panhead John has made to The Pit. Like you, when I see his name, i wonder why I haven't blocked him yet. He needs to get his old job back patrolling the mall instead of spending all his time here bothering decent folk.

      On the plus side, now you have a reason to drop some money on a new pizza steel.
      Last edited by WI Bubba; June 22, 2025, 10:55 AM.

    • Panhead John
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      “his” name.

    #77
    With a song on your lips and love in your heart you manage to muck up two relatively simple cooks. You are truly a special (ed) person. 😆🤣
    But remember, pizza like a blo... Never mind. I've heard the ban hammer hurts, so I'm out.

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    • SheilaAnn
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      OMG….. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🍕💕🥂

    #78
    Welp, I tried the flank steak method I witnessed Meathead execute flawlessly in this very same cooker a year ago… I used the grape branches he left and let’s say it did not turn out like that of the pro…. My wife said the meat tasted kinda like red wine. I think it just tasted burnt…

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    Two main issues:
    1. Maybe the wood was too old with way too little moisture content. I don’t quite understand how this plays a part, so y’all are free to school me.

    2. The flank steak from my 1/5 beef was super thin and I overcooked it in general. The thicker part was medium and the thin part was pretty well done.

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    I’m glad I tried the method and the meat was quite tender, but I think it would have been better used in a batch of beef broccoli. Oh well, I guess we all must have our cooking flops now and again!

    One major win of this dinner was the bruschetta my wife made! You can kinda see it in the background of that last picture. The home grown basil really made it shine!
    Last edited by J-Melt; June 28, 2025, 05:43 PM.

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    • Meathead
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      Do try it again. It works.

    • J-Melt
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      I have already let my friend who has grape vines know to save his next batch of pruned branches for me!

    • hoovarmin
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      Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I give it a thumbs up.

    #79
    Kitchen crime scene. Got distracted making roux. Chucked it. Started over.
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    Ah, that is better.

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    Added it to my stock, and it split like a pair of aces at black jack table. 😳

    Didn't like the dark roux flavor. Tried to doctor it and made it too salty and too spicy. 🙄
    Went to the store. Added a bunch of stuff including tomato. Tastes like tomato soup. 😬
    Still working on it. Oh yeah, it is supposed to be chicken and sausage gumbo. 🥴
    It won't be gumbo, but it will be some kind of soup with chicken and sausage in it. Should be ok by the time it cooks down.

    Creole Minestrone? 🤣

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    Last edited by Carolyn; July 12, 2025, 02:18 PM.

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    • Carolyn
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      It ain't Creole. It ain't Cajun. It ain't Italian.
      It's Carolyn. 😁

    • WI Bubba
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      If at first you don't succeed, just keep failing in new and different ways. 😝

    • Carolyn
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      Final result. Pretty tasty. Husband said, "tomatoeee."
      When you get the sausage, chicken and broth with the rice, it balances out pretty well. I used Andouille because my husband likes it, so that was quite a bit of heat on its own. So, not a bad outcome considering what I had to do to fix it, which was to make a lot more of it.
      I have enough to put some in the freezer.

    #80
    Blackened chicken thighs were not on the menu!!!!!! 😂🤣

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    • hoovarmin
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      That's just intense caramelization

    • barelfly
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      hoovarmin - right!!!

    • Foehn Watts
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      Wow! Took me back. Look just like my father's "BBQed" chicken when I was a kid.
      Uh, thanks for the memories?

    #81
    Portion control plate, Meatloaf, tossed veggie and lettuce salad, and cantaloupe

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      #82
      You talk about a total failure. I made this which I've done before successfully.



      I burnt the garlic and way over salted. Two forks fills and dumped. So my back up was birthday cake. Sorry, no pictures. There is always tomorrow.

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      • RichieB
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        barelfly, it was my wife's. However, it was shared. My birthday is the 18th and hers is the 19th, born same year. Me Passaic her Newark, New Jersey. Traditionally, the cake would be presented on my day and her day was leftover. We changed that. I could give a flying _ _ _ _ about a cake. She sees it as a highlight to her day. So cake it is on the 19th.

      • barelfly
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        Well happy happy birthday to you both!! Every year we get to eat cake on our day is special!! Hope you both had a fun weekend! Minus the aglio e olio 😂

      • RickyBobby
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        Fun story about birthday cake, my brother and I have the same birthday. He is 2 years younger than me, but forever the cake has always had my name first. A few years ago, he had a special cake made with his name first and had it in the garage fridge at my parent's house. I found it, cut his name out, and added it to a plate below mine. Lol. He’s still angry, but we all laugh about it still. Lol!!!

      #83
      Hello!
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      • barelfly
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        🧐 🍌 🥯 🥜 any honey to pour over that!

      • RichieB
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        I have no words for what that is. I recognize the bagel, looks store bought and banana. Maybe nuts? I'm not even going to guess what the spread is. Was this dinner?

      • snowswamp
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        Toasted everything bagel (Einsteins via Costco), apple butter (homemade with apples from our tree and honey from our hives), banana, and salted peanuts. It was a quick snack between chores. I wish I had thought of drizzling honey over it.

      #84
      The new pizza oven is up and running. Everything was going better than expected until it was time to get the pizza out. Once it started to go bad, it got there in a very big hurry.

      20 seconds before pulling it out and everything is looking good.

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      Several minutes later, it's out.

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      The half that didn't cook 5 minutes too long looked good.

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      I learned some things...

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      Last edited by WI Bubba; March 24, 2026, 05:08 AM.

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      • ecowper
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        Damn Donw you nailed it ... Picasso pizza

      • WI Bubba
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        SheilaAnn Best guess is I just didn't get the peel under it well enough before giving the shove to get it up on the peel. Instead, I shoved the pie to the back wall and folded it in half. I have a metal peel that I hate using for launching pies with, but it's great for retrieving them. I'm certain that this was 100% user error and not a flawed process.

      • rmeugene
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        Keep it folded over and call it a panzerotti!

      #85
      I bought an Instant Pot recently, neat gadget.i made split pea and ham soup from a recipe I found on the interwebs. No I didn't add the tablespoon of salt.

      19 minutes in the Pot it had the consistency of clay. I dumped another 32 ounce carton of chicken broth so looked like soup. Let it cool, then transferred to a regular pot for an overnight stay in the fridge.

      Next day, more clay. Watered it down while reheating a serving and it was fine.

      Posted from my phone.

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      • SheilaAnn
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        N227GB for the heck of it, I checked out the RG site for their split pea soup recipe to compare. Steve’s team does not use AI and the recipes are thoroughly tested. 1:4 ratio of peas to water/broth.

        After cooking so many pound of beans, it's amazing to watch how quickly peas and lentils cook. Our green split peas are ready in around 30 to 40 minutes, and you can't mess them up — they're meant to be mush! The salty prosciutto topping is a nice touch, but is not a necessity. 1 tablespoon olive oil 2 celery stalks, c
        Last edited by SheilaAnn; April 12, 2026, 09:47 AM. Reason: Added link to recipe

      • Alan Brice
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        I hid every bowl of Split pea Soup I got for dinner in the oven.
        More than I can count on both hands. Musta been unrecognizable when my Mom found it.

      • N227GB
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        Thanks SheilaAnn I'll save that to my Paprika app!

      #86
      N227GB , I'd recommend getting your IP recipes from a different website. JK.

      The amount of liquid you used and the amount of time under pressure look consistent with other recipes written for the IP. You must have had a bag of really thirsty peas!

      I've always made split pea soup in the Crock Pot, or on the IP's Slow Cooker mode.

      And, as one NYT split pea recipe says,
      Split pea soup thickens dramatically when chilled, so if you have leftovers, stir in a little water or broth when reheating to loosen the texture.


      I've been wanting to try an IP recipe for split pea soup, and have been eyeing a NYT recipe which serves the split pea soup with a dollop of horseradish cream. It may be behind the firewall, but I'll post a link here anyway.

      The pressure cooker turns simple ingredients into a creamy and satisfying soup in under an hour. Split peas are a type of field pea that’s been dried and split.


      Kathryn
      Last edited by fzxdoc; April 12, 2026, 06:40 AM.

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      • N227GB
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        Thanks, Kathryn, another one for the Paprika app!

      #87
      Well, late last week, I uncovered the Bronco...
      Cleaned it up, didn't require much attention.
      I marinaded a ribeye in apple juice, garlic and ginger in a vacuum sealed container.

      I fired up the Bronco the next morning. I burnt a full load of charcoal through it. Maximum output...

      I reloaded and got prepared to go cook!

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      I also purchased a charcoal storage container that holds 4, 16 pound bags of Kingsford and a smaller airtight container for wood chips.

      The ribeye?
      No bad at all...
      Next time I'm going to substitute something else for the apple juice and increase the garlic and ginger content.

      The bottom picture is ribeye fresh off the smoker.
      ​​​​​​​

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      • fzxdoc
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        Nice job on that steak! I bet your Bronco was happy with the love you showed it, firing it up like that for such a good cook.
        Congrats!
        Kathryn

      • bbqLuv
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        I think you are mistaken, that steak belongs on my plate. 😁

      • Allon
        Allon commented
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        Panhead John

        Normally, I wouldn't marinate a ribeye, but I was curious how it would taste.

        My daughter absolutely loved it. Like I said, I probably won't do it again. But maybe some variation...

      #88
      Carolyn's Crematory and Hockey Puck Emporium for all of your incendiary needs.
      My new Blaze grill was aptly named. 😆

      Luckily, I purchased a pack of 8 preformed patties. The last 4 were almost not done enough. I temped them and got them close to 160 or at least I thought I did. They were pinker than I like but perfect for my husband.
      They tasted good. I put a few hickory chips in there, plus there was plenty of flare-up to make some smoke and flames were kissing the burgers some.
      The burgers were the same price they always were, so I got a pack to find they were a lot thinner than they used to be. 🙁

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      • hoovarmin
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        We call these character-building burgers at my house

      • bbqLuv
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        From the 60's, "Burn-Baby-Burn" may still be a thing. 😂LOL

      • fzxdoc
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        Shrinkflation on that last burger pack.

        Kathryn

      #89
      It didn't work the way is was supposed to.
      Pulled pork nachos
      Cheese sauce was grainy
      used fired pork rinds in place of chips

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      I rate this NOT

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      • bbqLuv
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        hoovarmin I should have thought of that. Thanks

      • Carolyn
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        If you showed me that image and asked me what it was, I wouldn't have had a clue. 😆

      • Foehn Watts
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        Uh, I'd taste it. Mebbe.
        I think the dog might eat it. But then she might ralph it up where the husbandential unit steps outta bed. In the middle of the night. Not good. All that cursing and snorting (he's trying to be quiet) is not good for my sleeping.

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