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  • ofelles
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    • Jun 2018
    • 1943
    • Brentwood CA
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    New Cook Book

    Husky Not sure where to put this so move it if need be.

    My Daughter got me a new cock book the other day. I'm not sure what is wrong with her but I know she got it form me.
    Can't wait to try it out.

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  • ofelles
    Club Member
    • Jun 2018
    • 1943
    • Brentwood CA
    • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
      Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
      LSG Insulated Cabinet
      Jumbo Joe
      VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
      FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
      Thermoworks Signal
      Thermoworks Dot
      Thermopen Mk4

    #2
    Husky Opps now I see the spot just below where I posted. Sorry!

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    • klflowers
      Club Member
      • Sep 2015
      • 3135
      • Tennessee

      #3
      This is pretty sick, but it made me laugh out loud when I opened the post.

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      • Murdy
        Club Member
        • May 2018
        • 460
        • North-Central Illinois

        #4
        Bwahahahahahaha


        Last edited by Murdy; November 5, 2019, 12:43 PM.

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        • holehogg
          Club Member
          • Nov 2017
          • 2273
          • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

          #5
          Interesting but I need an appointment with a specialist after this.
          Think the whole idea is very cocky of the author.

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          • holehogg
            Club Member
            • Nov 2017
            • 2273
            • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

            #6
            Wondering if there's a cock a noodle doo recipe.

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          • Porkies
            Club Member
            • Nov 2016
            • 164
            • Masterbuilt 20070910 Electric Digital Smoker
              Weber Smokey Mountain Cooker 22"

              ThermoWorks Smoke thermometer

            #7
            I wonder if all recipes call for spatchcocking.

            I cracked up reading "not sure what is wrong with her but...."

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            • RichieB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2018
              • 1371
              • Western Mass

              #8
              Thanks, I'll not be able to ever eat chicken again.

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              • wu7y
                Club Member
                • Oct 2017
                • 125
                • Gillette Wyoming

                #9
                I spent nearly 6 years in the far east from 1964 to 1970 courtesy of Uncle Sam. Nothing in that list of contents (or even the title) startled me until I saw the chapter on "nettle kale". That one worries me. Oh, never mind. It's "nettle kail". Wonder what that is? Probably one of those "if you have to ask you wouldn't understand" things.

                Since I'm getter better at preventing my sense of humor from interfering with my good sense, all I can say is I think you raised your daughter with a great sense of humor. Good job!

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                • Richard Chrz
                  Club Member
                  • Mar 2019
                  • 905
                  • La Crosse, Wi

                  #10
                  So tenderizing your cock.. do they have you beating your.. or is it massage your.... (I have seen this book for a few years at a book store, always made me laugh). I think there is a fifty shades of Chicken book as well.

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                  • randy56
                    Club Member
                    • Aug 2017
                    • 432
                    • Newburgh In

                    #11
                    Hilarious, I guessing the daughter has a since of hummer like dad, you must be proud.

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                    • Andrrr
                      Club Member
                      • May 2019
                      • 306
                      • Wisconsin
                      • WSM 22”
                        WSCG
                        Weber Kettle 22”
                        Weber Smokey Joe

                      #12
                      Alright you gotta let us know where she got it though I’m sure I can find it somewhere. There’s a couple relatives that are going to get this for Christmas.

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                    • JimLinebarger
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                      • Jun 2017
                      • 786
                      • Spokane Valley, Wa.
                      • Grills/Smokers
                        Blaze 32" 4-Burner Gas Grill w/infrared rear rotisserie burner
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                        About me
                        Name: Jim
                        Nick name: Bear
                        Location: Spokane Valley, Wa.
                        Born at a very young age at Egland AFB, Ft. Walton Beach, FL.

                        USAF vet, ECM (F4 & B52)/B52 Crew Chief, Computer Systems NCO, disabled
                        Former Computer Tech/Admin
                        Campus Manager/Lead Tech/Tech (IT) for The Kemtah Group contracted to Intel, Rio Rancho, NM.
                        Short Term Missionary to the Marshall Islands with MAPS of DFM of AOG

                      #13
                      I really want to respond here because "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." Must use restraint!

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                      • gcdmd
                        Charter Member
                        • Sep 2014
                        • 1004
                        • The Republic of Texas

                        #14
                        I understand the author has a new companion book coming out called "Fifty Ways to Eat Bull."

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                        • DavidNorcross
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                          • Nov 2017
                          • 1432
                          • Virginia
                          • Rec Tec RT-680
                            Coleman RoadTrip LXX
                            Javelin Pro Duo
                            More Cast Iron than I care to admit

                          #15
                          Love it! Thanks for sharing

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