New Cook Book

[ofelles]

Husky Not sure where to put this so move it if need be.

My Daughter got me a new cock book the other day. I'm not sure what is wrong with her but I know she got it form me.
Can't wait to try it out.

[ofelles]

Husky Opps now I see the spot just below where I posted. Sorry!

[klflowers]

This is pretty sick, but it made me laugh out loud when I opened the post.

[Murdy]

Bwahahahahahaha

[holehogg]

Interesting but I need an appointment with a specialist after this.
Think the whole idea is very cocky of the author.

[holehogg]

Wondering if there's a cock a noodle doo recipe.

[ofelles]

I'll look

[Porkies]

I wonder if all recipes call for spatchcocking.

I cracked up reading "not sure what is wrong with her but...."

[RichieB]

Thanks, I'll not be able to ever eat chicken again.

[wu7y]

I spent nearly 6 years in the far east from 1964 to 1970 courtesy of Uncle Sam. Nothing in that list of contents (or even the title) startled me until I saw the chapter on "nettle kale". That one worries me. Oh, never mind. It's "nettle kail". Wonder what that is? Probably one of those "if you have to ask you wouldn't understand" things.

Since I'm getter better at preventing my sense of humor from interfering with my good sense, all I can say is I think you raised your daughter with a great sense of humor. Good job!

[Richard Chrz]

So tenderizing your cock.. do they have you beating your.. or is it massage your.... (I have seen this book for a few years at a book store, always made me laugh). I think there is a fifty shades of Chicken book as well.

[randy.56]

Hilarious, I guessing the daughter has a since of hummer like dad, you must be proud.

[Andrrr]

Alright you gotta let us know where she got it though I’m sure I can find it somewhere. There’s a couple relatives that are going to get this for Christmas.

[ofelles]

Andrrr Here ya go

https://www.amazon.com/50-Ways-Eat-Cock-AlternaTips/dp/148259143X/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=How+to+eat+cock&qid=1573054028&s=books&sr=1-1

[JimLinebarger]

I really want to respond here because "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." Must use restraint!

[gcdmd]

I understand the author has a new companion book coming out called "Fifty Ways to Eat Bull."

[DavidNorcross]

Love it! Thanks for sharing