Every online recipe review ever....

[Michael_in_TX]

I'm not wrong.

[Panhead John]

How true! People will make 18 substitutions and then talk about how great, or bad, it was…..🙄

[Sid P]

Kind of like @Gwawtho’s attempt at smoking brisket…

[Panhead John]

Ol Gwatho, hopefully he’s found a useful BBQ website by now……😂

[Huskee]

"I was on my way to Disney World and instead of getting on I75 South, I headed NE toward Toronto and went to the opera house but where was Mickey? Worst Disney World trip ever, never again!"

[Jerod Broussard]

Trust me, some kind of Mickey Mouse is running the show up north (might be in the Arctic), you just didn't look far enough or hard enough. Never mind, I'm thinking of Santa.

[Carolyn]

My favorite review is when the recipe is bland, and the person complains that the outcome is bland.

White dough disks.
1 c AP flour
water

Mix flour and water together until you can roll it out. Cut out disks. Bake at 350 until hard.

Review: If I could give this zero stars, I would. I made this and it was hard and bland. I won't make it again.
🤦♀️

[Jerod Broussard]

Same reviewer- Walked in the woods, picked up a round brown berry, tasted like crap, wood berries are horrible.

[realdocBBQ]

Hey, don't knock my reindeer poop!

[smokenoob]

There is no substitute for bacon…..period! 😁

[bbqLuv]

If you like Beans in chili then beans in chili with beans it is. If you like chili beans then chili beans it is.
And if you like tofu instead of real meat . . . I have no family-friendly words