No, Lowe's, I don't need another pellet grill.

Michael_in_TX

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No, Lowe's, I don't need another pellet grill.

January 5, 2024, 10:31 AM

In today's edition of search results gone slightly sideways....

Although I do appreciate the suggestion.
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#2

January 5, 2024, 10:36 AM

I mean......a pop corn popper might be nice to have though.
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January 5, 2024, 10:46 AM

Come on, it had "stainless" and "20" in the description! Closer than the popcorn machine and the candle holder!
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#4

January 5, 2024, 10:47 AM

I mean….you could eat your popcorn by candlelight while smoking some meat! What else could you ask for!
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Smoker_Boy

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#5

January 5, 2024, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by Spinaker View Post

I mean......a pop corn popper would be nice to have though.

Fixed that for ya.
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Spinaker commented

January 5, 2024, 11:50 AM

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Not sure what I would do without you.

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Smoker_Boy commented

January 5, 2024, 01:45 PM

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Spinaker .. You would wallow in lameness.

With no popcorn.

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#6

January 5, 2024, 12:01 PM

Save me from "OR" being set as the default search parameter...!!!
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Michael_in_TX

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#7

January 5, 2024, 03:39 PM

I can confirm that my trip to Lowe's to get the item I intended results in far less satisfaction that getting a pellet grill.
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Carolyn commented

January 5, 2024, 05:14 PM

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Nice Hex screw. I can't wait to see what you cook on it.

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January 5, 2024, 04:34 PM

Chicken!!!!!!!!!!! Cluck, cluck, cluck.
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#9

January 5, 2024, 05:10 PM

I agree with FireMan. You wussed out on us, you bought a single bolt when a pellet cooker or popcorn popper or whatever the other thing is would have been a much better picture to post.
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texastweeter

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#10

January 5, 2024, 05:14 PM

Hey at least it's wasn't lingere.

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#10.2

texastweeter commented

January 5, 2024, 10:33 PM

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Carolyn fixed lol...probably some folks out there scratching their heads.

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#10.3

Michael_in_TX commented

January 6, 2024, 11:03 AM

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I liked the original...I was like....wow....so much to unpack there lol. It would make a great writing prompt for a novel.

Chapter One
John loosened his tie. He hated ties. Always did, always will. Taking a sip of his Cabernet and allowing himself just the briefest moment to savor it, he grunted to his companion, "Hey atheist, it wasn't lingerie."

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texastweeter commented

January 6, 2024, 09:03 PM

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Bwahahaha

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