Goofy Tools

[Angryfish]

When it’s time to clean up…

[Panhead John]

The only thing dumber than the Grill Sergeant Grill Apron is their video promoting it……

[Huskee]

Guy's holding a spatula with a bottle opener on the end and his friend asks how he's going to open that beer. Side note- if you need all that stuff *out at* the grill, you've done everything wrong and should just go back to your NYC apartment and sip your kombucha.

[Panhead John]

I’m always having a big cookout with friends and beer…..and I’ll be damned if none of us think to bring an ice chest..🙄

[acorgihouse]

I'm dumb injury oriented, so all I could see was the big fork, tongs up, in the side pocket. One good trip/slip and fall, and you've skewered your own liver. Not a good plan.

[bbqLuv]

The Ribolater, have the salmon drip on the ribs for "Fibs" or "Rish", and pair that with enough warm beer so that it doesn't matter.

[Spinaker]

Powered "circular saw" pizza cutter:

https://www.amazon.com/Fred-PIZZA-Circular-Pizza-Wheel/dp/B001XSFW42

HA! We have this one in our office. It is awesome.

[Huskee]

They actually make one that's battery powered and that's what I meant to show here, I realize now this is the wrong one.

[Spinaker]

Yeah, even though it is not battery powered, it is still "goofy" Huskee

[Huskee]

I want to live forever there, not die there!

[mrichie1229]

Although not a grilling/barbecuing gadget, the Banana slicer is a silly idea

https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII

Although, I will admit, the questions and reviews are worth their weight in gold if you need a laugh.

[acorgihouse]

I love how you can buy it bundled with the Tot Grape Cutter https://www.amazon.com/OXO-Tot-Grape...8SZBXL45&psc=1

[Carolyn]

Over 7000 reviews on the banana slicer. I need to come up with something like this.

[Panhead John]

Mr. Bar-B-Q 40027X The Spice Arm https://a.co/d/b2R6xPd


🙄🙄

[Spinaker]

Hahaha, this one is good. I can see someone using this and thinking it is awesome.

[Jerod Broussard]

That is definitely needed, somewhere.

[Panhead John]

It says for in the Oven….Yeah, I gotta big picture of someone opening their oven door mid cook to add seasonings with that thing…🙄 And even if it needed seasoning at the beginning before cooking, maybe…..do it on the stove BEFORE putting it in the oven? Ridiculous.

[luvthemstillers]

Square Hard Boiled Egg Press

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002C8ZDQE/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?tag=frgenius-20&ie=UTF8&psc=1&geniuslink=true

[Panhead John]

Thank goodness! I’m getting so tired of those darn oval shaped eggs!

[acorgihouse]

I guess it keeps them from rolling away!

[CandySueQ]

I'd really like to know if Mr. Kimball is still anti-lump charcoal!

[Panhead John]

Happy Hour in The Shower - Shower Beer Holder for in Shower Use, Keeps Beer Cold and Hands Free https://a.co/d/1eHhIAv

After a long hot day of beer and BBQing, I’m ready to get cleaned up. But I get so damn tired of soap and water getting in my beer while I’m in the shower…..not anymore!

[Troutman]

I heard Panhead John was often referred to as a Goofy Tool

[ecowper]

among other things

[Panhead John]

Y’all are so mean….. 😢

[shify]

This post must’ve done something to my Instagram algorithm as I just got targeted for a corn kernel stripper! Only $5.99! Didn’t realize using a knife was so challenging

[wrgilb]

Here's one I bought over 20 years ago, I was cleaning out the garage recently and found this. I've only used this once, back when I first got it. It'll do 2 beer can chickens, 3 ears of corn and 3 potatoes on the spikes. It was made by Papa Jeabert, looks like stainless steel all welded nicely.

Since joining AR and having the beer can chicken myth busted, I'll use it sometimes just to impress the grandkids with the presentation, since they don't know any better yet And yes, I also bought one that'll do a single beer can turkey and has 4 spikes back in the day.

[JimLinebarger]

The Fire Butler. Got it when I purchase my Weber Kettle before I heard about the SNS. Tried to use it a couple of times, emphasis on tried. Never got hot enough. Choked out the coals when I had the "hibachi" in it. Sort of worked like the Vortex without the hibachi/griddle. The build quality was very good. The hibachi/griddle is like 3/16" and works well by itself. I have been doing smash burgers and veggies on it. Got rid of everything else. Wasn't long after I purchased it that the company folded. Was it me...?

[yakima]

Many great examples here. I was thinking more conventionally. Out of deference to fzxdoc et al, I have resisted nominating the Instant Pot or sous vide devices. I will concede, however, that I am a fan of refrigeration.

[fzxdoc]

Well, that's certainly good to hear, on both counts!

K.

[Uncle Bob]

To add to the Pizza Boss 3000 above there is a very similar tool for woodworkers who are Festool Fanatics: Pizza Cutter – Festool Fan Shop USA
Yeah, it costs twice as much as the Fred, but hey, it's from Festool, they've got an image to live up to.