Meat Up! done right

[synodog]

Sounds like the sweat lodge meetups in Sedona. I’ll have to pass. This here Arizona boy is as redneck a Hispanic, err Latinx, can get. 😂

[gboss]

Can we serve beef as long as it's the Ameglian Major Cow, the cow that was bred to want to be eaten?

"The Cow first appeared at Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and expressed a desire to be consumed by Milliways' patrons, having been bred to want to be eaten. Arthur Dent expressed great disgust at the idea of eating a sentient, speaking creature and ordered a green salad instead, however, the Ameglian Major Cow noted that many vegetables that were "very clear" on the point of not wanting to be eaten.
The creature offers Zaphod and his party his shoulder, braised in a white wine sauce, then goes on to offer other parts of its body, having worked hard to fatten itself up through force-feeding itself for months. Eventually, after Arthur and Trillian have expressed their shock and Ford has expressed his disinterest, Zaphod requests four rare steaks and the Dish of the Day goes off to shoot himself, telling Arthur not to worry, as he says "I'll be very humane."

[ofelles]

The state of mind of this State has just shifted.

[SheilaAnn]

gboss well played! Loved all these books!

[smokin fool]

....ouch....

[SheilaAnn]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ofelles can I be your sous chef?

and I’ll provide the biodegradable napkins, bamboo service ware, and paper straws that disintegrate after two sips.

[ofelles]

Yes please. I knew I could count on you!

[texastweeter]

Those straws were designed by terrorists! You bring that sh*t to my house, and ill call the cops to help me hide the body.

[SheilaAnn]

texastweeter want me to bring extra shovels or tarps?

[FireMan]

Are carnivores tolerated?

[ofelles]

Barely. But in your case definitely

[Clark]

Please tell us the good news......That it will be held outside of California.

[smokenoob]

I don’t mean to bash Cali, I moved there in ‘78 and loved it for 22 years! If Mr Peabody would take me back in the Way-Back machine, I’m in! But right now Floriduh suites me!!!

[Purc]

Will it be streamed or can we participate via Zoom ?

[ofelles]

In answer to Purc
There will be no streaming of this event or ZOOM. If any outsiders catch wind of this unsavory incident, sever consequences will be brought down. Being Kalifornia it will be a good talking to, 6 PC classes, and a strict vegan diet for 6 months!

[Donw]

I just checked my astrology charts, meditated with my spirit animal, and read the auras of my crystals and unfortunately I will be skiing on another astral plane during your planned drum circle.

[hoovarmin]

Don you forgot to listen to the resonance of your chakras

[SheilaAnn]

After checking in with the shaman, clearing your chakras and saging your rooms, please find me or ofelles for a welcome reception with kombucha and the aforementioned mushroom coffee. I’ll be wearing yoga pants, Ugg boots, and my hair will have a messy bun secured with a headband made from hemp hand-dyed with beet juice, saffron essence and basil oil.

[HawkerXP]

Can you name the three things that never lie? @texastweeter

a child

a priest

yoga pants.

[ofelles]

SheilaAnn We need to make sure we wear matching yoga pants.

[SheilaAnn]

ofelles totally! 🧘♀️

[Thunder77]

I have a great recipe for fermented celery “stuffing” that we could use for the humanely dispatched chicken! 😎

[Donw]

By fermented do you mean discovered in the bottom of the vegetable bin after a few months forgotten? If so, I’ve been fermenting vegetables for years without knowing what to call it.🙂

[Thunder77]

Actually, it’s intentionally fermented, along with sage and thyme. It really tastes like stuffing!