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  • tenphases
    Club Member
    • Nov 2016
    • 233
    • Jersey City NJ
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    Worlds biggest jerk!!

    I woke up this morning and checked my emails. My wife got me a nice snake river package for fathers day. I have never even told her about SNF so she did her research. I love her she is the best (except when fills my deep freezer with vegetables).

    Long story short, I woke up 2 hours ago and saw the email from Snake River. This was of course accidental and she doesnt know that I know. So I immediately rolled over and told her that I want to stop at the butcher shop on the way home. "Hun I want some prime rib eyes for fathers day, im going stop at the butcher shop on the way home." (We are in BK)

    Lolol she is making up every excuse in the world for why we dont have time to stop today. I think she is about to pick a fight to stop me 🤣😂🤣😂.

    She will realize that I know and then im going catch hell. Then I will show her this post while hysterically laughing and I will surely get my ass kicked. So wish me well because im in fot it but its so worth it!! 🤣😂🤣😂
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  • tmelosi
    Club Member
    • Sep 2019
    • 46
    • Southwestern Illinois
    • 22" Weber Kettle
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    #2
    LOL, you are going to be in so much trouble

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    • smokenoob
      Club Member
      • Dec 2017
      • 1028
      • Gulf Breeze, Florida

      #3
      she probably will stop at the vegetable shop on the way home.....

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      • tenphases
        tenphases commented
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        🤣😂
    • mountainsmoker
      Banned Former Member
      • Jun 2019
      • 1851
      • Bryson City, NC

      #4
      Boy oh Boy you better act surprised when that Fedex truck shows up.

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      • tenphases
        tenphases commented
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        I even dis a dance, 300 lb's and a bum leg and I did a dance lol
    • tenphases
      Club Member
      • Nov 2016
      • 233
      • Jersey City NJ
      • Humphrey's Pint with Fireboard + Pit Viper
        Hasty Bake 256 Gourmet Dual Finish
        Hasty Bake Legacy
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        Broil King Keg Kamado
        Charbroil Kamander
        Original Pit Barrel Cooker
        Barrel House Cooker
        Akorn Kamado with cart
        WSM 22 with Flame Boss
        WSM 18.5 with Flame Boss
        Weber Kettle Performer (with Slow n Sear/Drip n Griddle)
        Weber Jumbo Joe
        Weber Smokey Joe
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        Blackstone Griddle 22 with stand and lid
        Blackstone Griddle 36
        Akorn Kamado jr

      #5
      lol😂

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      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 12701
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
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          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

        #6
        My wife used to order presents for me from Amazon, but that stopped when she realized that I saw the order confirmation emails...
        Last edited by RonB; June 19, 2020, 07:35 AM.

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        • scottranda
          scottranda commented
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          Ha!!
      • EdF
        EdF
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        • Jul 2016
        • 3207
        • Atlantic Highlands, NJ
        • Uuni Pro (new kid in town)
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          Large BGE since 2002 + plate setter + pizza stone + upper grid + stainless paella pan for drippings (the best!)
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        #7
        I hope for your sake that you have a nice thick soft pillow to carry around for sitting on!

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        • tenphases
          tenphases commented
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          Brothe, my 3 year old called the guest room "daddys room" once. I stay getting myself in some ish 😂
      • JeffKoz
        Club Member
        • Jul 2018
        • 1
        • south suburb of chicago

        #8
        I intercepted my father's day present too....I got a shirt

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        • EdF
          EdF commented
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          Beats a gaudy tie! Thankfully those have gone out of style!

        • tenphases
          tenphases commented
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          thats my typical present but they cane through big time this year 😊
      • HawkerXP
        Club Member
        • Jul 2016
        • 5499
        • Virginia
        • 2 Weber Performers, 1 kettle, 1 Smoky Joe and a PBC
          Thermopops
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          Cold beer

        #9
        Now if I can only divert that shipment.....

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        • tenphases
          tenphases commented
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          Am I invited at least?! Lol
      • BFlynn
        Charter Member
        • Oct 2014
        • 839
        • Third Coast

        #10
        Nothing like waking up and poking a bear in the nose!

        Run fast my friend.

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        • shify
          Club Member
          • Jun 2017
          • 454
          • Westchester County, NY

          #11
          Haha. That’s great. Similar thing happened to me two days ago. Got an email from UPS saying my package should arrive tomorrow. I was confused and looked down and it said it was shipped from Katz’s.

          I did tell my wife though. She didn’t realize I get emails from UPS on any shipment (nor did I) and for some reason she had it sent it under my name, which I guess triggered the UPS email

          Although I don’t know exactly what I am getting, I’m looking forward to some pastrami, cause she at least knows that Katz’s pastrami is my thing.

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          • tenphases
            tenphases commented
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            nice!! Great gift!
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2006
          • Brentwood CA
          • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
            Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
            LSG Insulated Cabinet
            Jumbo Joe
            VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
            FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
            Thermoworks Signal
            Thermoworks Dot
            Thermopen Mk4

          #12
          Questions. Do you like sleeping in the guestroom? You know our troubles are of our own making right?

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          • EdF
            EdF commented
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            Like that T-shirt avatar!
        • JoeSousa
          Club Member
          • Sep 2016
          • 877
          • Spokane, WA

          #13
          That is a great bundle of steaks! But be careful... if she finds out you know she might just keep those for herself and get you a tie or something.

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          • FireMan
            Charter Member
            • Jul 2015
            • 7674
            • Bottom of Winnebago

            #14
            Just tell her she can put all the veggies she wants & give her a kiss. We want pics!

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            • smokin fool
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 1769
              • Mississauga, Ont

              #15
              Wife p_ssed off at me....just another day in paradise around here kidz
              I worry when she's not raging about something idiotic I've done.

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              • HouseHomey
                HouseHomey commented
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                Eh oh...

              • Steve B
                Steve B commented
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                What is your wife's maiden name? I think I married her sister.....

              • tenphases
                tenphases commented
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                Lol and they still stick with us brother, we are doing something right.....im not sure what (in my case) but she will be here tomorrow and i'll cook her breakfast!

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