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    Direct from Conneaut Ohio

    Hi everyone. My name is Tom, but you can call me Tom. I eat, drink, go to the bathroom, and play Renaissance lute. Have had AR ribsite recipes bookmarked for quite some time (miniscule in geologic terms) and decided to join the Pitmaster club even though, like Groucho Marks, I have some hesitancy in belonging to an organization that would have me as a member.
    Looking forward to the fun times!

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    Hello Tom. Is it alright if I call you Tom?

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      Hi. Do you play the Renaissance lute while you eat, drink and go to the bathroom, or do you do them at different times?

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        You have far to travel on the road to being a true smart-ass, grasshopper.

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      One hop at a time...

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        Originally posted by tgwilt View Post
        Hi everyone. My name is Tom, but you can call me Tom. I eat, drink, go to the bathroom, and play Renaissance lute. Have had AR ribsite recipes bookmarked for quite some time (miniscule in geologic terms) and decided to join the Pitmaster club even though, like Groucho Marks, I have some hesitancy in belonging to an organization that would have me as a member.
        Looking forward to the fun times!

        Tom we've reviewed your application and agree we can't have you as a member. However, due to a glitch in our system when we tried to revoke your membership our server made a buzzing sound and emitted smoke (as in a large cloud that enveloped the entire city block). When the smoke subsided we did an integrity check of our Blade 5000 memberseverer dataserver only to learn you were still a member. We now live in fear of making any further adjustments to your membership and sadly must continue to allow you to belong to the club. These events seem dire to us but I thought I'd pass them along as they may give you some relief from the initial hesitation you've been feeling. LOL

        Kidding aside, welcome to The Pit and I think your sense of humor is going to provide a nice change of pace around these parts. Again, welcome!

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          Well said, Boss..

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