Here's a macabre story about humans remains being found in backyard grill...

[Huskee]

Meathead shared this with me, check it out: https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-rep...l-calls-police

[I shudder to think of the full details]

[Rod]

We've all had our grilling mishaps, but...

[Steve R.]

I saw this in a different news story last night. Not many details in this linked article, but apparently it was a large brick grill.

[Richard Chrz]

I wonder if they trimmed the ribs first.

[Huskee]

[grimaces in utter disgust]

[hoovarmin]

I'm pretty sure they were full spares. 😂 The headline I saw said it was an entire human skeleton.

[pkadare]

Mmmmm, pulled long pig.

[Jim White]

Well, at least PJ's "girlfriends" would burn completely, not leaving skeletons, so we know it wasn't him.

[Panhead John]

Coulda sworn I buried that dude…🧐

[pkadare]

We have signs on our property that read; "No Trespassing. We're Running Out of Places to Bury the Bodies".

[FireMan]

No pics, didn’t happen!

[rlozinak]

That would be a BIG grill!

[rickgregory]

"We had Bob and Sally over for dinner. If you know what I mean...."

[Huskee]

Punctuation matters. "Let's eat, Bob and Sally!" vs "Let's eat Bob and Sally!" Narrator voice: "Bob and Sally assumed there was a comma."

[Donw]

There was a stand up comedian who traveled the South and did local shows. Unfortunately his name escapes me right now but I do remember attending one of his shows in NC in 2007. . He was famous for his prank phone calls and I remember his story about calling up local funeral homes and asking if they owned a gas grill and then trying to convince them use it to cremate his brother. Laugh out loud funny he was.

[SmokeyGator]

If I ever have a house with a wooden deck, I will most definitely put a halloween skeleton under it. This way when I sell the house and someone else has to rebuild it, everyone will have a good laugh.

Not at first, but eventually.

[bbqLuv]

me like the way you think

[tstalafuse]

Common, it is Texas and everything is bigger and better in Texas.. Not just massacres, but Texas (size) Chainsaw Massacres.. Smokers and grills are bigger and better in Texas...

[SmokeyGator]

At least this time it was NOT Florida!!

I think my home state is slacking off. We have a reputation to uphold! Can't let Texas win!!! STEP IT UP FLORIDA MAN!!

[Panhead John]

We’re gettin sick and tired of y’all grabbing all the headlines…move over!

[SmokeyGator]

Panhead John We will let yall have this one. Just so Texas can finally be number 1 in something for a few days