Giving it up

[ofelles]

Really had me going! Someone already mentioned have your priorities straight. Good one.

[CaptainMike]

Hilarious!!

[tbob4]

Hahahahahahaha. There's a comment about my wife in that joke but I'm not going there! Hahahahaha

[JCGrill]

Great post. Turns out there are people you can pay to do that stuff. I'm a huge supporter of the service economy.

[Huskee]

Quite possibly the single best post I have read this year! Well played sir. You really had me.

[bardsleyque]

Great post!!! I think you had all of us going,thank you very much!

[troymeister]

No weed whacker??

[smokenoob]

nice job on pulling in 4/1/20 on your calendar!

[gcdmd]

Too good.

[JimLinebarger]

I have some questions regarding some of the items listed, if I may:

Item#1 - for good housekeeping, if you have a pellet grill wouldn't this be a necessity? Or could it inadvertently be confused with having a use inside the domicile?

Item#3 - Can the mop head be replaced and is the bucket plastic? Many recipes call for mopping.

Item#5 - In lieu of purchasing a BBQ Dragon, couldn't this still be used to stoke chimneys and coals? Or could it inadvertently be confused with having a use outside the domicile?

Item#7 - Grilled cheese. Nuff said.

[randy.56]

LOL nice, got me at first too. I was thinking how can I help this guy. LOL good one.

[Black99vette]

You forgot the snowblower and shovel!

[jecucolo]

Funny!

[Steve B]

One of the funniest and most original posts I’ve seen, although you say you stole it.
Like others. You had me going.
Great work. 😂😂

[texastweeter]

do what I did, get a Maid.