Ode Coors Light

[bbqLuv]

Gag me, Gag me
Take Coors light and Gag me
Gag Me to the highest degree
BBQ'ers, would you weep for me?

[RichieB]

Very funny. You wrote while drinking what?

[Greygoose]

There could be copy write infringement there I think,,,,
do,do,do,da do,do,dooo

[CaptainMike]

My thoughts exactly!

[smokin fool]

Your on a desert island
All that is available is Coors Light
Not any form of liquid at all
So you have two choices....

[Mosca]

Learn how to catch rain water?

[Huskee]

I know this is a poem, but it's about beer (I think?) so I will move this from Off Topic to Beverages > Beer.

Remember what Off Topic is for, please.

[rlozinak]

Can't stand coors light

[Murdy]

With all due respects to Roger Miller, I presume?

[tbob4]

You haven’t weighed in on this

https://pitmaster.amazingribs.com/forum/pitmaster-general-discussion/11942-jokes/page437#post1218336

[bbqLuv]

I want one too

[RustyHaines]

I was hoping the title to this post was due to an announcement Coors Light was being dicontinued !

Damn

[rodkeary]

A wise man once told me "there is no such thing as bad beer, some are just better than others".

[smokin fool]

I dunno, I've brought a few craft beers I wouldn't pour on the lawn....didn't want to harm it.
But everyone's tastes are different.

[smokenoob]

I have Coors Light on tap!

[bbqLuv]

Now that is funny.

[58limited]

LOL! I just spit beer on the monitor.

[RichieB]

Hey you're giving water a bad name.

[Panhead John]

I have remained quiet as long as I can! I’ll not put up with anymore of this balderdash! 🙄. Apparently we have a lot of Coors Light "closet" drinkers who are too ashamed to admit they drink America’s 2nd most popular beer. PBR is waaay down the list. In case you missed it, I just happened to score a top secret photo of many Pit Members drinking it. They had no idea they were on camera.



EVEN OUR MUCH REVERED MEMBER TROUTMAN IS A BIG ENTHUSIAST



So there you have it! I’ve been a fan of Coors Light since an early age…


ACTUAL BABY PIC OF MYSELF

[smokenoob]

Proof that the taste buds go as you age…..

[smokin fool]

Hey, at the end of the day I'm not going to turn up my nose at a Coors Light.
Not that much of a beer snob, more of a commonsewer of beer so you offer it I'll drink it.
However!!!! There are a few beers that, well....no thank you.... .

[Waster]

So there you have it! I’ve been a fan of Coors Light since an early age…

I heard there was someone.

[Mosca]

Coors Light isn’t for people who like beer. It’s for people who like to pee a lot.

[CLB3]

Amen.