There's dumb, then there's this client of mine.

[mrteddyprincess]

For $20,000 you can install an optional A.C. unit that will fix the problem :-) Then he can use it as a freezer to keep his meat in it when he's not smoking with it :-)

[Planner47]

HAY has any body seen the last bucket of prop wash?

[Planner47]

SKYHOOK yea brings back memories.

[tiewunon]

Along with:
- Relative Bearing Grease
- Handrail Coolers
- Mail Buoy
- Can Of Squelch
- Frequency Grease
- 50' Of Chowline

[gcdmd]

Mr. Bones
You remembered about the Fallopian tube -- Very Nice.

[Mark V]

I would like to see pictures of his first cook.

[58limited]

I deal with this type of thinking a lot. I should write a book.

[bbqLuv]

I would write a book but I write in crayon, not allowed to have sharp objects. 🤪

[Spinaker]

Hahahaha, this is a good one.

I have had similar questions on the free side of the site. I had someone ask me why the temp on his dome thermo drops every time he takes the lid off. (face palm)

[Huskee]

I'm not too fart a' smeller, but even I understand these things!

[bbqLuv]

Stupid is as stupid does, There is no zero on the thermometer. Not one I can find.
Crap, it will never work as a PBR beer cooler filled with ICE.

Did he forget to plug it in to power?

[Henrik]

O.M.G. Please tell me this guy hasn’t gotten kids yet (and never will).

[jfmorris]

I bet he has LOTS.

Ever see the movie "Idiocracy"?

[tbob4]

He does. It is a true love story. "He looked into her dark brown eyes and could feel the passion begin to rise. It was mercurial, 98.6 to be exact"

[Henrik]

No, but it sounds like it should be added to my watch list :-)

[holehogg]

HUH!!!

[DavidNorcross]

You just cant make this stuff up....

[synodog]

Anal retentive, maybe OCD. The fact that he knows odometers go to zero suggests to me he knows what’s up with the thermometer. Sounds like he could be bugged (OCD) about not seeing a zero on the thermometer?
I smell a premium upgrade in his future.

[fkrall]

Is he the same guy who complained to Tech Support his keyboard was defective because he couldn't find the Any key? As in, "...press any key...."

[tbob4]

Come on now....was someone tapping my calls to Ray in the Pit?

[Jfrosty27]

"Life is hard; it’s harder when you’re stupid."
- John Wayne

[ofelles]

Adage to live by "If at first you don't succeed, lower your expectations"

[gcdmd]

This is the kind of guy aggie jokes are told about.

BTW, before the A&M crowd starts pummeling me, please be advised that I am a proud aggie dad and aggie grandad. I've earned (i.e. paid for) the right to tell aggie jokes.

[58limited]

Q: What do you call an Aggie 4 years after graduation?
A: Boss

[Rob Johnston]

Ask him if he has any other thermometers around the house that he could calibrate to. Maybe he will then get it