Originally posted by Munch
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First warning should be to not ingest any of the bristles regardless of how good they might smell, next one should warn that it's not a toy so keep it away from children, then of course you should wear safety glasses when in use in case a wayward bristle lets loose, not to be used as a back scratcher, wear safety gloves when in use, don't use if you've consumed alcohol, taken drugs (prescription or otherwise) that might cause drowsiness, when in use wear steel toed boots to prevent toe puncture in case off droppage, always wear a solid nut cup to avoid pouch puncture in case of slippage and lastly, when not in use store in a secure, inaccessible to children lock box.
Price without warning label: $10.99
Price with warning label: $49.99
Isn't our pampered society great?








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