Dickeys BBQ signs contract

[Clark]

Dickeys BBQ announced today that they have landed the catering contract for the Texas Blanco Meat-up.

Meat-up rep Panhead John was unavailable for comment.

[CHNeal]

He may be in the bathroom….

[Sid P]

LMFAo!

[CaptainMike]

Hilarious!!

[Panhead John]

Sorry, I was out getting a pedicure for the MeatUp.

[RonB]

With the bribe ya got fer signin' Dickey's, a pedicure is probably all you could afford.

[ofelles]

Texas Meatup moved to California

[FireMan]

That’s the answer!

[FireMan]

I knew it was rigged! The fix is in & PJ is corrupted!

[58limited]

Its true! PJ called me and told me that he was signing them up to cater the weekend. I'm arriving a day early to help them set up. For convenience the rib boiler will be close to the picnic area.

[Jim White]

Not so fast, partners! As the official representative for Tony Roma's, A Place for Ribs (or, in this case, our ribs at your place), I'm here to tell you the process on bidding for the job was completely corrupt! At the very least, I demand that Panhead John return case of ten inflatable dolls I gave him as a bribe to get the contract.

[Jim White]

BRB. Heading out for a new bottle of brain bleach.

[Panhead John]

You started this mess…not me!
😂

[FireMan]

So ya used em all up eh? Whatja do, have a big pillow fight?