WANTED: New Server With No Extracurricular Activities

Panhead John

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Joined: Aug 2020

Posts: 8799

Location: Houston, Tx.

SnS Master Kettle
SnS Insert For the Kettle
SNS Rotisserie Kit
Vortex
Pit Boss Ultimate 2 Burner Griddle
ThermoWorks Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
ThermoPro TP-19 Instant Read Meat Thermometer
Choice brand portable gas burner
Wakoli Damascus Steel 6 piece Knife Set
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WANTED: New Server With No Extracurricular Activities

September 5, 2025, 08:40 PM

Looking for a new server with a boring life. Must not be too busy to fulfill our needs. We recently went through a life changing event and were not able to communicate with each other all day…. Our current server has to go! New server must be able to accommodate our fragile ego and needs 24/7, with no delays or interruption of service. The pay sucks but entertainment value is beyond reproach. For more information please contact:

Panhead John
6969 Loser Lane
Houston, Tx.
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J-Melt

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Joined: Sep 2020

Posts: 1025

Location: Chicago

Cookers:
Weber Kettle
Oklahoma Joe’s Bronco
Backwoods G2 Party Smoker
Weber Slate

Tools:
Classic Thermopen
Thermoworks Smoke X2
SNS-500
Billows
SNS
Chimney starter
Mercer slicer/boning knife/chef knife
BergHoff boning knife
Rescue Brush
Potane Vacuum sealer
Grilling apron with thermometer holder
A beautiful large wood cutting board from my 2024 secret Santa

Cookbooks:
Weber's Real Grilling (Never touched it...)
The Meathead Method
#2

September 5, 2025, 08:49 PM

Also must not suffer from ADD symptoms, including being able to ignore overload attempts by hackers with no extra pay or adulation for succeeding in said impossible task.
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SheilaAnn

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Joined: May 2020

Posts: 5348

Location: Long Beach, CA

22” Blue Weber Kettle with SnS insert
Kamado Joe Jr with Kick Ash Basket
Char-Broil Smartchef Tru Infrared Gasser
Anovo Hot Tub Time Machine with Custom Hot Tub
#3

September 5, 2025, 09:06 PM

Y’all are just being P.A.B. 🤣🤣🤣
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mrichie1229 commented

September 6, 2025, 12:07 AM

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What did you do with your extra time since you didn't have to baby sit us hooligans?

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bbqLuv

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Joined: Jan 2020

Posts: 7873

Location: Milwaukie, OR
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September 6, 2025, 08:43 AM

Complain, complain, complain.
Even at the airport I hear complain, complain, come plane
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Duanessmokedmeats

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Joined: Jul 2023

Posts: 3210

Location: Taylor, MI
#5

September 6, 2025, 10:07 AM

I was trying to post pictures of my Hasty Bake smoke, and had to try 15 times before I could get something on here....
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klflowers

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Joined: Sep 2015

Posts: 6223

Location: Tennessee

22" Weber Kettle w/SNS, 18" WSM, Bronco, Grilla Chimp, Traeger Tailgater, UDS, Camp Chef Tahoe Stove.
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September 6, 2025, 10:34 AM

When I saw the caption I thought you was getting tired of being rejected at Twin Peaks and decided to start getting served at Momma's Fine Foods
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Huskee

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Joined: May 2014

Posts: 21020

Location: Clare, Michigan area

Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

Smokers / Grills
Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker

PBC

Grilla Silverbac pellet grill

Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)

Slow 'N Sear Master Kettle (cart-mounted)

Slow 'N Sear Travel Kettle

Masterbuilt Gravity 560

Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)

Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (light blue)

Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")

Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")

Traeger Flatrock Griddle

Thermometers
SnS 500 4-probe wireless

(3) Maverick XR-50 4-probe Wireless Thermometers

A few straggler Maverick ET-732s

Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)

Smoke X4 by ThermoWorks

Thermapen MkII, orange & purple

ThermoPop, yellow, plus a few more in a drawer for gifts

ThermoWorks ChefAlarm (wife's)

Morpilot 6-probe wireless

ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2

ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

Accessories
Instant Pot 6qt

Anova Bluetooth SV

Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment

Kindling Cracker King (XL)

a couple BBQ Dragons

Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney

Weber grill topper

Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)

Drip 'N Griddle Pans, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by SnSGrills

Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

Beverages
Favorite summer beers: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold & Lime

Fav other beers: Zombie Dust (an IPA by 3 Floyd's Brewing), Austin Bros IPA, DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois

Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's

Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge

Wine: Red - big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc

Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig Toasted. Neat please.

Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

About me
Real name: Aaron
Location: Farwell, Michigan - near Clare (dead center of lower peninsula).

Occupation:
Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) at MyMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.
#7

September 6, 2025, 12:02 PM

Oh that Internet and its inner- and outer-workings. We love it and hate it.
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J-Melt commented

September 6, 2025, 12:53 PM

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As I always say, can't live without technology...yet we can't live with it either...

My father in law says that the worst job to have is being the IT guy because you only exist when something goes wrong...but it's always your fault when it does.

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Huskee commented

September 6, 2025, 05:51 PM

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J-Melt raywjohnson knows that all too well...

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Duanessmokedmeats commented

September 7, 2025, 06:55 AM

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Jerod Broussard Either way you are artificially screwed...
STEbbq

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Joined: Mar 2020

Posts: 5412

Location: Near Chicago, IL

Current Portfolio:
Joule
PK300
Meathead’s Large Big Green Egg Loaded (see below)

Old (sold) Loves:
PBC
Weber 22" Premium
Masterbuilt Gravity 560
Akorn Kamado

Thermometers:
Thermopro wired
Thermoworks POP
Combustion Inc

Preferred Charcoal:
Masterbuilt Lump

Favorite Rubs:
Homemade (mainly MMD/Just Like Katz rub)

Other Accessories:
Big Green Egg Slow & Sear
Tandoori Skewers System for BGE
Split ceramic plates BGE
Smoking plate BGE
Mercer brisket slicing knife
Rapala brisket trimming knife
SS BBQ trays
NoCry Cut Resistant Gloves
LEM # 8 Meat Grinder
Lodge 5-Quart Dutch Oven + Skillet
Meat Claws
Grill Rescue Brush
Meat Fridge for dry aging

Favorite Whiskey/Beer:
Anything Peaty or anything from New Holland brewery
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September 6, 2025, 12:52 PM
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J-Melt commented

September 6, 2025, 06:34 PM

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Wow, I feel like I am listening to the voices of my past. I’m pretty sure I heard a bunch of those Dell catch lines a bajillion times in my childhood!

Don’t forget the free AOL Internet!

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