It had to happen

[WayneT]

After decades of the Gatorade folks telling you their products are superior to water for hydration…

https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/07/business/gatorade-water-launch/index.html

Jim White , are you involved in this heresy?

[smokenoob]

only .ooooo1% special gator electrolytes! (gator poop). 😁 🐊😁
we make it in my back yard

[texastweeter]

It says it has added electrolytes. I still like the original. Keep some of the powder packets in my pack

[FireMan]

Ya know they couldn’t call it gator water. Cashin in on where the money is! And yes, with the added health benefit of plastic bottles. “The future is in plastic son”.

[jecucolo]

The Graduate

[mrichie1229]

This reminds me of movie "The Lorax," where Mr. O'Hare sells bottled air to the residents of Thneedville.

[DavidNorcross]

Will anyone actually buy this?

[Jim White]

Well, WayneT it's like this. Dr. Cade is no longer with us, but his name graces a terrific kids' museum in a snazzy new building in a resurging old part of town. Meanwhile, the institution where he did his pioneering work is now run by a politician who just issued a no-bid contract for millions of bucks to a predatory management consulting organization. This worthless product is likely to be only a minor outrage among those coming our way from these characters in the next couple of years.

[WayneT]

🤣🤣 Thanks for opining, Jim. I knew you would have the inside scoop.

[Draznnl]

I saw the picture and checked the calendar to make sure it wasn’t April Fools Day.

[Uncle Bob]

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[jfmorris]

For some reason, this makes the movie Idiocracy pop into my mind.... where pretty much all water had been replaced with a sports drink called Brawndo, and they were watering the crops with it...

[FireMan]

Can you say Round Up.