Noice.

[Mosca]

ccc

[WayneT]

Finally! Something inflation hasn’t touched. I wonder how the supply/demand curve looks for these items.

[Donw]

I bet DavidNorcross has one for everyday of the week to keep his dapper clothes so nice and neat. Looks like WayneT ‘s secret Santa now knows what to get him too.

[DavidNorcross]

Everyone needs a tie made out of awning cloth!

[58limited]

That's "bright gaudy awning cloth with horrible stripes"

[WayneT]

I’m typically the one that makes a mess on the tablecloth rather than on myself.

[captainlee]

Pure truth in advertising "gaudy, horrible stripes". Obviously nobody took Sales 101. Actually i could use something like that while dining on pasta wearing a white shirt.

[GolfGeezer]

Oh, God! I just had a horrible vision of Panhead John selling these as umbrellas in Cancun. Oh, the humanity…

[Jfrosty27]

Ha! I could have used one of those back in the day. I wore a tie to work every day and couldn’t seem to eat a meal without getting some of said meal on my tie or shirts. Would have been nice to just toss it in the washer each day. I had/have no style whatsoever and therefore would fit right in with my wardrobe. 👍

[Bbqmikeg]

The original Don Draper!