I want to staple bacon...

[aladdin4d]

+1 on short skewers. Except mine are already less than 4" and technically turkey lacers. I picked them up for 10 cents a pack after Thanksgiving last year

[Steve R.]

Hold the staples, for me at least. My mouth hurts just thinking about the possibilities if one forgot to remove them. 😳

[Pinball Doug]

You guys have been amazing with your responses - which is exactly right given the name of this community! So a little more backstory. I'm really not about pinning bacon to steak, but then I haven't tried it. However, if you pin or staple bacon to pork chops I'm sure you will get some nice accolades. I appreciate all your great ideas. I'm going to try the stainless steel roofing nails first. They're cheap - and the perfect compliment to my oil drum smoker and bargain basement lifestyle! Thanks everyone.

[jgreen]

Welcome from Winnipeg. I would just use a turkey lacer. Easier to see it sticking out. I vote with the people who don’t want bacon on a steak, but it is good on a meatloaf, or fattie, or pork tenderloin, or.....

[Potkettleblack]

Moo Glue is the best solution for all of those.

[holehogg]

I thought bacon was a staple...it is in our house. Welcome from SA.