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Ate a lawyers wig... 2 actually

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    Ate a lawyers wig... 2 actually

    I will say it did take me working up some pluck to follow through but I did and continue to exist.
    I came across 3 growing in my yard and I had promised myself the next time I come across some that haven’t "inked out" I would give them a bash.
    I had spotted them early morning and when I was ready to cook them late afternoon the largest of the three was starting to "ink" at the bottom tip, so it may have been okay but I was already skittish so gave that one a miss.

    I was anxious and could feel it in my gut when I placed them in the pan with butter, and at the same time wondered what kind of "pluck" I might end up on if I wasn’t to die.
    The wife was not impressed when I told her I had cooked and eaten them (too late I cried).

    The bottom line is they were a little disappointing after all the hype (my hype).
    I fried them in butter and added a pinch of salt and a little ground black pepper.
    They had a very mild nutty mushroom taste and I suspect the nuttiness was from the butter.

    Been there done that and class the experience as overrated.

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    #2
    Interesting experiment but man that took guts. Mushrooms can be nasty little killers if not careful.

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    • holehogg
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      Did research first.

    #3
    You are a braver man than me, sir. Now imagine if you had almost died and they were disappointing, lol.

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    • holehogg
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      Now that would have been a tad sad

    #4
    Cajones, my friend, cajones grande.

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    • holehogg
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      Just stupid or Africa's not for sissies 🤞

    #5
    You're a brave man,but what kind of epitaph would that have been? Died from the wrong mushroom. I hope mine is closer to, died from the bullet of a jealous husband at 101! That still gives me 35 years to change my mind.

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      #6
      I have some unidentified 'srooms growin' in my yard. Do ya mind if I send you a few? If you continue to post here, that will mean they are safe for me.

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        #7
        Are you experiencing any of these symptoms: An urge to file a motion or brief? Constantly raising objections when anyone else is speaking? Or, the urge to chase ambulances? If so please consult a mortician.

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        • CaptainMike
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          Donw my wife is a court reporter and to your list we can add: mumbling incomprehensibly, talking over other attorneys/judge, jangling keys/pocket change, speaking at over 300 words a minute, crying (yes, crying), arrogance coupled with incompetence (few things are worse than that), and many more. She does have her favorites, though.

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