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    Hot dogs: Goofus and Gallant

    (Disclaimer: the poor looking dogs were cooked by a party that will never see any post on any cooking site, obviously... feel free to rip)
    After trying to eat a few of these bad boys I had to come home and cook my own. Hot dogs deserve respect too...
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    #2
    The looks of those bring to mind thoughts that I would be censored and barred from the site for.

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      #3
      Got me a smilin, always a good thing...
      Ain't gonna rip on nobody...

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        #4
        Definitely respect that. For what it's worth i ate that dog with a smile. (Tried to steer em amazingribs way...)

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        • Mr. Bones
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          Th innate ability to eat another's cookin with a visible smile is a true testament to yer manhood, couth, an civility...
          I've spent nearly 60 years, tryin to perfect that particular smile...
          Dependin on what foods I'm faced with, I still find that to be a Work In Progress...

        #5
        truthfully?
        Put a second one of those on that bun and hand me the mustard and I'm all over those.

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        • Mr. Bones
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          Wholeheartedly concur, I've done et fer worse than them dogs come out...
          Might take spicy deli, or horseradish mustard, but havin options is one of th very bestest things bout bein omnivorous lol!

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        They were Seinfeld dogs. A perfectly sane food to eat. Click image for larger version

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        • Ground Chuck
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          Hope you chewed some Chinese gum to get the taste out of your mouth .

        #7
        The thing is, "they", the cookers were probably smilin as they cooked em. They were also thinkin "outside too"! Yup, isn’t it grand!
        That last pic is a cutie. 🕶

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          #8
          Them wienies in the first pic is covered in what I believe they refer to as a carbon glaze.

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            #9
            I actually like burnt hot dogs I always burn 1 intentionally for myself and cook the rest the right way.

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            • Michael Brinton
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              I like burned dogs too. The dude that cooked these wasn't in in for enjoyment. He tossed em on closed the lid and came back later. He didn't eat any. There was rumors of them being recycled from Memorial Day.

            • ItsAllGoneToTheDogs
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              well that got my mouth watering... like how when you take a shot of something you know you don't like and your mouth starts flowin'

            #10
            I like "Char Dogs" too, especial split, with cheese in...childhood memories, I reckon...

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              #11
              whats wrong with a "burnt weenie sandwich"?

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                #12
                Grandma always said a little char will whiten your teeth.

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                • Mr. Bones
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                  Lol, my Granny always told me th same thing...

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                #14
                Since virtually everything else seems to either get "stickied" or even it's own channel in the Pit, we probably should request an "Ugly Foods" category to be added.

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                • MBMorgan
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                  HawkerXP - Initially, I typed "Ugly Cooks" instead of "Ugly Foods" but quickly decided that would almost certainly get out of hand right away ... ...

                • Mr. Bones
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                  HawkerXP Lol, reckon either way, I got it covered, Brother!

                • ItsAllGoneToTheDogs
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                  I could populate that channel for sure!

                #15
                Them first dogs kinda remind me of th 'Snakes' they usedta give ya to light on th sidewalk, when ya was too young to play with firecrackers, lol

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