I am sorry to report that sliced ketchup exists.

[STEbbq]

I have never thought that ketchup in a squeeze bottle needed to be improved on. I still do not think any changes are needed.

[Steve R.]

I kinda miss those glass bottles and feeling like I was letting someone in on a secret when I showed them how to bump the "57" with the heel of their hand to get it to pour out.

[Dewesq55]

IDK, Mr. Bones , I kinda like me some Carly Simon!

[Mr. Bones]

Never did I once even infer that I ever had any kinda dislike fer Carly, Barrister....

Simply meant, th Cat Soup commercials were kinda th 'Swan Song' of her career, Brother.

We can rock some Carly, pick some guitfiddle, maybe imbibe some adult bevvies, an be jus like peas an carrots lol

[MBMorgan]

My wife uses so much ketchup that she needs something like this just to keep it on the burger...

Similar situation here ... only worse. If my wife sees this stuff, she'll be wrapping her hot dogs with ketchup slices before you can say "NNNNNOooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

[Mr. Bones]

Gittin RILLY hard to find, these days, but, still my Favourite brand of Cat Soup...:

(most likely, on accounta a few BAD!!! TBI's )

LINK

[treesmacker]

I prefer to put mustard on my burger and then either dip it into ketchup for each bite, or squirt onto edge of burger for each bite (lots of ketchup without having it ooze out all over or soggy up the bun). Sliced ketchup just won't do it for me.

[Mr. Bones]

Eureka!!!
Startin to better unnerstand how ya done hit that there tree, now, Brother!