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I am sorry to report that sliced ketchup exists.

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    I am sorry to report that sliced ketchup exists.

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    If you google the brand, you'll see what it actually looks like. It looks like a strawberry fruit-rollup and is absolutely not appetizing!

    #2
    Eh. Just because ya can doesn't mean ya should.

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    • Jerod Broussard
      Jerod Broussard commented
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      Jurassic Park Sliced Ketchup.

    #3
    Panhead John could use this for his steaks 😂

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    • Red Man
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      Steak wrapped in ketchup slices!! 😋😂

    • bbqLuv
      bbqLuv commented
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      What is next, Mustard slices for Hot Dogs?

    • gcdmd
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      bbqLuv
      No, that would have to be shredded.

    #4
    O​​​​​H NO !

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    • Steve B
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      Oh No Oh No Oh No No No No 😬

    #5
    Pass....

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      #6
      I suppose more must be coming ... mustard, mayo, salsa, any condiment?

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      • Steve B
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        Would make making a burger less messy.
        Oh No Oh No Oh No No No No

      • GolfGeezer
        GolfGeezer commented
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        Now that's what I'm talking about!! Takes my next-gen Dagwood sammich to a whole, new level!! or is that down a level? I get confused....

      #7
      Slices of chocolate pudding I could get into. Maybe even slices of peanut butter. Or both together. Someone please get on this.

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      • Steve B
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        You’re scaring me Aaron. 😳😬😂

      #8
      The question is: Does Sliced Ketchup make you see Red?
      I wonder if it is organic? Made with free-ranging tomatoes, no hormones, and on antibiotics.

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        #9
        NO NO NO NO but NO

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          #10
          Why? Just why.....

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            #11
            It's probably popular with those who eat Velveeta.

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            • Steve B
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              Hey. Velveeta is awesome. And it’s made with all natural ingredients. 🤔

            • Bkhuna
              Bkhuna commented
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              bbqLuv - Queso Chihuahua, Queso asadero, and Queso Oaxaca are good melting cheeses. Add some longhorn cheddar for color and you have a wonderful melted cheese sauce that doesn't require the use of velveeta.

            • treesmacker
              treesmacker commented
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              Velveta has its place - for certain dishes it can't be beat! Squirt Velveta would be nice... how about putting it in those cheese cans where you push the tip sideways and it makes a beautiful flower design?
              Last edited by treesmacker; May 9, 2021, 11:34 PM.

            #12
            When they gonna make with some sliced Duke's????

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            • Steve R.
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              If you find out, let me know! 😃

            #13
            Because tilting (squeezing) the bottle is SOOO hard..................

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              #14
              Here you go: https://www.sliceofsauce.com

              … no pushing or shoving to be first in line

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              • ComfortablyNumb
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                They claim 'No more soggy buns!'

                I'd have to stop wearing Depends for that to happen.

              • MBMorgan
                MBMorgan commented
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                ComfortablyNumb -- I've got a feeling that these guys are going to make a bundle off the AR Pit come Secret Santa time this year. Ho-ho-ho ...

              #15
              My wife uses so much ketchup that she needs something like this just to keep it on the burger...

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