A Novel Idea for your Turkey

[THIS_IS_KILLIN_MY_DIET]

[texastweeter]

My wife after too long at the tanning bed....lol

[Steve R.]

You must have a comfy and well-used couch, my man!

[Troutman]

Now that's funny; the turkey and the comment !!!

[CaptainMike]

HAHAH, too funny!!!

[Brewmaster]

Gives a whole new meaning to breast meat

[Mudbeaver]

Idk why but I kinda wanna put a nose and mouth in there and convince little ones it’s an alien head

[Keiferr]

Put a Cornish hen inside it and announce while carving "it's pregnant!"

[FireMan]

👍👍👍 ! Lol!

[Steve R.]

And what better gender reveal than just carving that thing?

[JGo37]

My daughter would never eat again.

[Radar Dog]

I have told friends I bought a turkey that they had pumped up with to much hormones!!! Always good for a laugh. This bird picture is around 7 years old.

[JeffJ]

That is hilarious!

[JGo37]

I'm not sure I could have posted my Tom & Carrot pic here...

[obiQsmoker]

Roflol!!

[N227GB]

Winston Churchill on breasts:
While being served a cold chicken lunch in America, Churchill asked the hostess: "May I have some breast?"

"Mr Churchill," she replied, "In this country we ask for white meat or dark meat."

The next day Churchill had an orchid delivered to her, along with the message: "I would be obliged if you would pin this on your white meat."

Source here, and more.

[BriggsBBQ]

Might as well go orange....or grapefruit.

[Santamarina]

If you put it on a rotisserie it becomes a stripper pole! 😂🤣😂🤣😂