Man steals brisket in his pants

[wcpreston]

I'm just going to leave this here

https://www.myarklamiss.com/news/local-news/police-man-stuffs-brisket-down-his-pants-tries-to-bribe-officer-taking-him-to-jail/1737613732

[Attjack]

Not my proudest moment.

[Max Good]

Wonder what kind of rub he....oh nevermind.

[FireMan]

I think he was putting it on whilst he was arrested.

[Potkettleblack]

Florida Man gets all the credit, but you know it’s just because ArkLaMiss Man doesn’t have a good publicist.

[Attjack]

[Troutman]

Good one !!!

[Troutman]

So the dumb ass steals a $20 brisket, a clear misdemeanor, then turns around and tries to bribe the cop to let him off with a slap on the wrist, now a felony. Brillant !!!

On a side note, the dumb ass should have at least tried to steal a Prime brisket or better yet some ribeyes, which would have been easier to hide.

[RonB]

I hope it was at least prime, but at 20 bucks, I doubt it.

[Ahumadora]

That's nothing. A dude in Buenos Aires got barbequed today while riding on top of an electric train. 25,000 volts roasted his skin right off. Darwin award for sure! https://goo.gl/FbQSfL

[FireMan]

He’ll have something to tell his grandchildren, ahem, maybe. 🕶

[HawkerXP]

Was going to add link to Indian guy who did the same. To nasty.

[FireMan]

IMHO must be mistaken identity. He doesn’t look the type to know what to do with a brisket. That was obvious by him thinkin no one would notice a brisket in his britches.

[jharner]

Sad part is, that's pretty close to home

[ComfortablyNumb]

In our small town a local restaurant owner was busted shoplifting meat from Walmart.

As to the original story, it's a shame it wasn't burger.

[Red Man]

Is that a brisket in your pants or are you just happy to see me? 🤣
Couldn't resist.

[Ahumadora]

What happpened to the brisket?? Did they re sell it?

[FireMan]

Probably kept as evidence. 🕶

[FireMan]

So, what did he offer the cop, 5 bucks?

[Larry Grover]

Was that a brisket Dan Akroyd stole in 'Trading Places?' Great movie ..

[Spinaker]

Great flick!