I Can't Believe This Happened

[Richard Chrz]

So that is why I moved up a spot on the list...

[JCBBQ]

Troutman Jerod Broussard @klflowers

The day I made my last payment to my ex was one the happiest of my life. A literal, figurative, financial and emotional drain. Gone. Poof. 🏆🏆🏆

[JCBBQ]

Ooph.

[Dr. Pepper]

@tmaan235 Then and now.

(Of course, you could probably post the same of me! And of a few of us on AR.)

[tmaan235]

Dunno why, she has always done something for me If she calls I will melt.

[Dr. Pepper]

tmaan235 If she does contact you, I recommend calling 911 and moving out of state. Maybe see if you can get in a witness protection program?

[tmaan235]

So glad to see closure. Got divorced 2 yrs ago, feel your pain. The part i don't understand is that Kirstie Alley hasn't called me yet knowing I am single. Hmmm, have to work on that....

[tmaan235]

HAHA!!! TRUTH!!!

[texastweeter]

Steve R. LIES!!!

[Steve R.]

I read some wise words today: "Alcohol doesn't fix any problems... but neither does milk." 😀

[klflowers]

So you close this sad missive out, I got an email from them today saying I have until Dec 9 to fix the problem. Bean love reinstated, all is right in the flowers universe. Now I need to find something else to whine about. How about shipping costs for sending toys to the grands for Xmas? Or the fact that FireMan doesn't give a rip? Or that Panhead John is still a member? I'll figure something out.

[Caffeine88]

Dr. Pepper I phervently thank you phor enlightening me!! I always thought I was just a cad, and now I can be sophisticated :-) :-)

[Dr. Pepper]

Caffeine88 I agree with you. Farts are always funny. Always were, always will be. My only correction regards the spelling: It's Pharts, that's a medical term, and therefore is fine to use in polite company. You know, like Pharmacy, Physician, etc.

[klflowers]

Indeed it does!

[Caffeine88]

For some reason, my wife did not appreciate me teaching that one to the 6-yr old! He thinks it hilarious. Because it is!